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- technology@lemmy.world
HANS! Bring ze Flemmenwerfherhund!
Can I use it to light up my noisy neighbor house?
I’d imagine that it’d depend upon the materials from which the house is constructed.
Most houses have burnable stuff inside, even if the exterior is brick or something.
Yes. Legally? Probably not
Will let the lawyers decide that, point is it would work.
No problem, I will left the robot to burn there too, no traces… perfect plan… I just need to spend 10k to get rid of that noisy MF…
Fire-extinguisher robot dogs in 3, 2, …
Yeah, no. Saving people sounds like a waste of money. How can we monetize saving them? Their deaths are way more lucrative.
They already have Spot dogs that can do fire supression. But they need the mechanical arm that the newer revisions introduced.
That was the excuse dog to make this dog possible. Please pay attention when safety robots are announced.
I have $10k and a list.
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Hmmm. Don’t tell Vedal.
Nah, DO tell Vedal and start a gofundme so he can put Evil Neuro inside.
Israeli Military have entered the chat.
Dudes rock
Even less money for a real dog and flame-thrower…
Yeah, but controls are… unreliable.
Training tends to fall out the window when Lacy sees the flames spewing from her backpack.
I just want one that delivers a beer and a hunk of summer sausage.
But a flamethrower? I guess…sure?
burns down house during summer sausage delivery
Well, you’re in luck! They’re already testing those out in Los Angeles: https://www.serverobotics.com/uber-eats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9MJorTjpxU
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
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Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
What about one that pisses beer?
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
“Why is it that every fire hydrant on this block smells like Guiness?”
Completely useless for firefighting. Putting a drip torch on its ass and letting it walk a line, maybe. But it’s not going to cut down the trees to make a firebreak, who what’s the point.
A lot of wildfires aren’t in areas with trees, brush fires are incredibly dangerous too. Source: I live in an area with brush fires.
It’s for fighting on the side of fire
When we said give the people what they want, we got this, and we do.
lol wat. why?
Flamethrower robot dog, pay attention.
I, for one, welcome our new overlords.
Now that’s one hell of a ‘hot dog’.
Deus Ex intensifies.
SCANNING AREA