I’m sure the richest company in the world is super worried about this threat.
lol yeah I’m going to stick to Apple… As long as Apple cares about security, I’ll continue to use their products. IDGAF about Tesla or X, quite frankly.
560 BC - Oracle of Delphi: Croesus, if you make war on the Persians, you will destroy a mighty empire.
2024 AD - Oracle of Delphi: Elon, if you make war on Apple, you will destroy a mighty empire.
Me: Yes, Elon, do it. Do it now!
I understood that reference.
Hopefully Apple counter-threatens with Xitter ban from their devices
That would actually be a figurative nail in the coffin for X. Apple idiots love X.
Ah, they guy who tried to get Paypal to switch to running on Windows strikes again.
paypal deserves to run on windows
Both paths lead to the same destination inundated with AI ads and tracking.
I hate paypal because they’re transphobic.
See, I made a paypal account long after changing my legal name, and I made the account under my current legal name. They asked for a birth certificate to prove my identity, so I gave them one. I have an amended birth certificate from when I changed my name that lists both my deadname and my current legal name. When Paypal saw my birth certificate, they changed the name on my account to my deadname, even though the paperwork clearly stated it wasn’t my legal name. When I complained to them, they told me I had to submit change of name paperwork to change the name on my account. Well I never changed my name while I had a paypal account! They did! I just wanted it un-changed to what it was before. If I need to submit change of name paperwork to fix their mistake, why didn’t they need paperwork to change it away from my legal name in the first place?
Do it you man baby!
It’ll get fun if he decides to cut Apple devices off Starlink.
Honestly, this is a good take, SatansMaggotyCumFart.
Sorry about that.
yay for net neutrality laws
Do people just use the Starlink router without their own firewall behind it?
Never in my life have I ever used the AP/switch function of the supplied router. That fucking thing can live outside my network, I don’t trust an ISP to wipe their ass after shitting, let alone keep a router updated.
Apparently they’re just plug and play wifi, you have to pay for an adapter to connect Ethernet to it.
Yah, i had to get the Ethernet dongle before I’d use it.
When I heard about that I thought it was pretty condescending.
Like give me an Ethernet port so I can plug my shit into it without giving you more money for something that really should be included.
That’s like not putting door handles on a car.
I was pretty surprised and pissed off when it showed up and I couldn’t find a way to plug in a cable.
On the other hand, it’s the best internet I’ve had out in the ass end of nowhere.
I hear the speed is very dependent on how many people are using it nearby.
Even funnier if Google also partners with a competitor, and Elon’s employees have to go back to flip phones
Not necessarily, my job used to have a flip phone that the sales team would use for after work calls, and it ran android.
The final hilarity would be Elon forcing Twitter to re-enable SMS based tweets, then hackers using it to fake tweets from Elon himself.
Self-driving Cyber Phones with stainless steel cases that almost kind of fit, but not really.
Ugh, enough about the cybertruck!
Cuts like a knife, don’t it?
And also are sharp enough to cut your hand if you hold it in the wrong way.
hell yeah do it
Okay transphobe
Who gaf about either
And what about Gemini and Copilot?
Elon Musk making his team to roll out XOS, a Linux distro with Grok integration…
I wish more people would point out how we totally stole the word grackity thinks it makes him sound smart and well read. Also like he’s from the '70s lol
I wasn’t born until halfway through the 80s and know exactly where the word is from…but my reading habits tend toward that type of sci-fi, so I’m probably an outlier…
Gonna find out real quick that Apple is more important to people than Twitter.
Ah hah! But is it more important than X?!
Yes. Nobody gives a shit about X.
Not for me. Use neither, occasionally follow a Twitter link.
Wait is he banning Apple for employees or from the entire platform for users?
The former, unfortunately.
Unfortunately?
This doesn’t specify X, so it’s probably Tesla too, except I seriously doubt this threat is serious, because banning iPhone integration from Tesla, would probably hurt Tesla sales, and hurt Tesla and Musk 1000 times more than Apple.
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Break up monopolies.
My go-to comment for every Musk headline never fails:
k.
“Tim didn’t even ask me about Grok”
