Also, “identical” has a different meaning here.
There’s a special place in hell for the monster who dreamed up this captcha!
Yeah, captchas have gotten worse recently. I had one asking me to choose “the largest animal” and it had an example picture of what was meant to be a lion. There was a rhino in one of the other pics.
It wanted me to click on lions, but then gave me something larger than a lion.
Edit: I just got this… Clicking on the flowers fails. Clicking on Skip fails. It wouldn’t let me try a third time to try clicking the cows, giraffe, or moose. But it clearly believes at least one of the three is smaller than a cat.
And the frog is scaled to look bigger so you don’t know what they mean either.
I looked at the bottom left and now ‘Jellyfish Jam’ is stuck in my head.
Had to do these to view some Twitter/X post a friend sent me: I don’t have an account and visiting the link redirects directly to login. So I created a new account with a temp mail. Then I had to solve 10 of these riddles. After the 10th there was an error message that I cannot use this email or so. I asked my friend for a screenshot afterwards. I had a loooong day and it was very late in the evening. I never ever do this again. Shitty SM.
Nice try bot.
Imagine Optimus Prime trying to buy Sam Witwickys Glasses on EBay and encountering this captcha.
“Jo, this is fucking bullshit you guys.”
Only the power of the all spark could solve this captcha.
You were solving some devs IQ test they couldn’t themselves.
Rockstar uses these, but 30 of them, and each one asks for undivided attention. Count all visible sides of the dice, showing 6 different pictures of dice and then you have to choose 1 that matches the shown number. 30 times. Fuck that. I haven’t been able to play GTA5 since.
I literally ragequit that captcha. Mine was showing floor plans and grainy “pictures” of a room asking me to pick which floor plan matched the picture from that perspective. I swear to you, none of them actually matched, progress reset constantly because I’d invariably pick the wrong one. It provoked such a primal rage in me, it felt like I was being gaslit into believing I was wrong when actually that captcha was cursed to hell and back. Thankfully my very patient partner managed to get through them for me and I only had to do it once to get the launcher to recognise my new pc.
I failed.
Top left? I mean, two of the things are literally inverse from each other, but that looks closest…
Yeah, inverse, but not identical.
Check this one out!
(hint: it’s the top right… totally different size/shape, but considered “identical”. FML
I had 15 of these goddamn things, and if you get one wrong they start you off again from #1, but after you’ve done the entire series!
EDIT: Also, wtf is the object? A wired personal vibrator?
A mouse is guess. Or a penis.
They are identical, it’s the same thing from opposite sides.
I think it’s a sperm wearing a beanie
Why are we going into a glass of ice
Ew. Tim Pool
I dunno mate…at least a sperm is capable of impregnating a woman.
Yes, a magic wand
I always click on the sound option for accessibility—I refuse to do the visual ones. If the sound doesn’t work, I’m out.
Just tried it, and it gave me 10 audio puzzles with three sounds per puzzle! These assholes are pure evil.
Insanity!
Time to bail. Fuck that shit.
this one’s easy, the magic wands
What site did you need to get on so badly that you out up with this shit?
I would have never been able to get into this site
There’s already Yandex captcha for those situations.
bottom right has multiple identical 8 pointed stars … but yeah the 2 different coloured vibrators are a better choice
Could be a microphone…
Yes, a vibrating microphone made for her pleasure. 😂
If you look at the cord, those are inverted too, not just color, but left to right.
Hitachi Magic Wand?
Concidentally, I only saw these captchas from hell on sites that also have their own apps. I suspect they’re trying to force you to use the app instead of the browser (while also training AIs of course).
You could just write it into an advanced calculator and then copy the answer. Ain’t that bad
Or use Photomath or ChatGPT. This wouldn’t work anymore.
I’d love to see chatgpt try. Also it’s already most likely rendered as an image, which would further complicate things.
“Just to prove you are a member of MENSA…”
It’s quite easy after you learn engineering-level math. It would still require some paper and patience, but it’s not hard.
Only something around 5% of the people go there, but it’s a matter of going there, not being a genius.
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It is a partial derivative. Apparently you haven’t taken Calc III. I figured that would be basic math for most people. It is a shock to me that a person studying to be a nurse doesn’t need a degree in math.Never mind. I misunderstood your question. Also I was joking about the calc III is basic part
To answer your question without being a dickhead: The given x indicates the point on the curve you need to find the slope at. In other words, find the derivative and then evaluate that function at the given x.
It’s been nearly 35 years since I did uni level calc and I’ve not really used in the the years since - fucked if I could figure it out without a lot of <insert search engine of choice> foo these days
That requires neither engineering-level math nor paper nor patience. All you need is the chain rule and some basic knowledge of sine and cosine:
The derivative of cos is -sin, but because of the 6x you get an extra factor 6. The sine function is periodic on 2pi, so sin(6*2pi + pi/2) = sin(pi/2) = 1. So the result is -36
It’s called engineering level math because engineers, physicists, and math majors are required to take Calculus.
Yes I took calculus in high school but it’s not required. No I don’t remember much of any of it because it was decades ago.
You also learned all the countries/capitals in Africa when you were in middle school. But I bet you can’t name them now without Google. Same thing.
My “advanced” maths course did (from what I could tell) the exact same as the basic one and we started calculus before the classes were split, the only issue would have been the notation and half the class not paying attention.
- § d/dx: 6cos(6x + Pi/2)
- = d/dx: -6sin(6x)
- = -36 cos(6x)
- = -36, when x = 2Pi
I used to hate this when i used to play roblox they used to push this captcha
Anytime a website throws this nonsense at me, I immediately go elsewhere.
My guess is the first one.
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s it - it is the same little swirly thing, just coloured differently and mirrored. I’ve seen worse.
Just ask chatGPT, it can solve capchas faster than a person. Set up a script and boom, no more capchas issues.
