- cross-posted to:
- technology@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- technology@lemmy.ml
For those long sits where your legs might get numb, try supporting your weight from the feet. Like squatting with your ass only touching the toilet seat instead of resting on it.
What am I some kind of triathlete here. I’ve already given all my energy to push in there’s none left for squatting.
Squatting, shitting…what’s the third event? Scrolling on your phone? The Indolent Ironman.
I do that all the time, squatting helps with pooping in general anyways
I have a toilet seat that opens for me when I walk up, lights up the bowl for me, is heated, has an air filter for smells, a bidet and blow dryer, and closes when I leave. Might as well give it a pulse-ox and ECG while I’m at it.
I’ve never really believed in the effectiveness of the air filter. What has been your experience with it?
If you just have the seat paired with a normal American toilet, I don’t think it does much. But the seat with the Toto toilet, which has FAR less water in the bowl when doing your business, is very effective when things don’t go off to the side or not fully underwater. It’s always annoyed me how much smellier toilets can be in Europe if you miss the deep but narrow “chute.”
Interesting, thank you
Does it incorporate Smart Pipe™ technology?
Asstrial fibrillation
I need one with a buttplug chooser and automatic insertion system… For a friend.
Great! Now we combine it with the Toilet Death Ejector to make it automatic ==> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BjJkqybz8
Weird. I only seem to get AFib when I eat Chipotle.
cookiewalled.
Ublock to the rescue!
uBlock Origin, to be specific. I don’t know if it’s still a thing, but uBlock used to be not good in comparison to uBlock Origin.
i currently use ublock origin on firefox. the cookie disclaimer on the site does not allow a mandatory-cookies-only approach. it reads that you must allow them to use your data for sale/tracking
I just discovered (thanks to this site) that you can click the uBlock Origin icon, then “enter element zapper mode” (the lightning bolt). It just gets rid of whatever you want to disappear.
Both are originally from the same author.
The old ublock got taken over by some asshole who removed credit and added shady monetization.