Call them and ask them to remove it.
Call up, schedule an appointment, have them remove the card, and then kick them out.
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Best response so far.
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Just obscure what’s on it somehow so as to not give away the punchline too early.
So many suggestions here are so needlessly complicated. Just put some tape on the end of a thin stick 🤦
Burn it!
Open the door, then light it on fire
I agree with this option the most
The safest way, would be to use a flamethrower
The real solution
If NirodhaAvidya’s vacuum approach doesn’t work out for you and you can’t find an easy way to get the screen door apart, a couple sewing needles (or something similar) might do the trick. Stab the card toward a corner, rotate it so the far corner is higher up, stab with another needle, remove the first one and repeat to walk it up toward an opening where you can grab it. Might have to pick a new spot to poke it every few iterations if you’re not getting enough friction to make the card move.
Use a vacuum cleaner with a detached hose. While applying suction from the screen side, slide the nozzle up while dragging the card with it.
This won’t allow to slide the card around, it’ll just stick to screen in one place. Better learn how to get the screen off entirely, because this will happen again
Yeah I was thinking the best thing to do it just unscrew it, hold it upside-down and shake it out. You have a point on how would you rig it so it does not happen again.
Someone could make WikiHow out of this.
15 steps and images for something that takes half a dozen words to explain.
“Remove screws”
You can use pencils as supports too
There’s a finer screen that isn’t very easy to see in the thumbnail.
Don’t hire these assholes.
This happened to me with my car window. I had to take the door panel off to get it out
Is the opening at the top wide enough for a thin grabby tool aka claw picker?
In my country, a solicitor is a lawyer, so looking at the business card confused the fuck out of me for a moment!
Can you pry the screen out from that corner, remove the card, then just pry it back (maybe some sealant, I have zero DIY skills)?
Visiting the US years ago I got a chuckle out of “no solicitors” signs
Get a full sized piece of paper that you can slide in from the top, that shout teach the card but can still be pulled out from the top. Use tape to stick the card to the paper. Then pull it out.
You better put some water on that damn shit!
- Pops from Friday
Double sided tape on a stick should do the job.
Burn it
