I’m thinking either Bic lighters or cigarettes, just to trade
Toilet paper. During apocalyptic scenarios, it’s worth is apparently uncountable, so I will be able to trade it and live a life of opulence.
Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to finally see the first item to disappear in every real apocalypse I’ve been through. Plus it’s man’s greatest invention. Just ahead of the Hubble space telescope.
Got that covered … I’m still going through my excess toilet paper supply I bought during the start of the 2020 pandemic. When people started clearing the shelves of toilet paper, we panicked and bought several whole cases of the stuff. It was completely insane.
I haven’t bought toilet paper in five years.
Just use water.
You expect the guy who bought cases of toilet paper to worry about wasting it?
You where the problem lol
And a bad problem. If you are panic buying anything for the apocalypse, you’re not prepared for the apocalypse. I have a “minimum” amount of TP I’ll let the house get down to before buying more. My partner is a teacher and so during the winter months when we’re both not home we go through it at a glacial pace. We had plenty to last even when we were wfh. Never worried.
I recommend you consider baby wipes and invest in an apocalyptic marketing campaign that praises the variety of usages in face, neck, armpit, crotch and butt wiping.
