I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
The pope goes by AD&D druid rules. The new pope is the guy who killed the previous pope.
So it’s J D Vance.
The Gang Bankrupts The Vatican
theme song
“I’m not going to lead mass. Leading mass is Charlie Work!”
Yeah Danny sounds good. Or Jack Black would pope the hell out of that Vatican, literally.
Can’t
I am nominating myself, being as I am a Discordian Pope.
I think Bill Maher should put his name in the hat. I know he’s atheist, but he got on his knees for Trump, so maybe he’s willing to give Jesus a fresh look.
I think we should reelect Francis.
No no no. You aren’t allowed to elect dead popes, just prosecute them.
We just gotta set up one of those WH40K Golden thrones for him!
Guarantee they have something that’s already halfway there tucked in a warehouse.
Adam Savage
Lucien Greaves
Pope Ringo George
Weird Al
420 Blaze It
Fuck off with that Danny devito crap. No one but Americans like that dude, and you’ve seen how utterly brain-dead America is.
Damn I’ve never seen a Danny Devito hater. Welp I hope one day you are able to experience the joy of his Holiness Danny Devito the Pope.
Love it that you dumb down other people’s arguments to your level, and simplistically call anyone’s stance “lover/hater” because your brain can’t fucking comprehend anything beyond black and white.
Sure proved you’re American though.
My apologies for reducing your opinion to “hater”. May I inquire into the reason you have such strong feelings for Mr Devito? It appears it may be related to his being American. Would it effect your opinion of him if I told you he isn’t actually American? He was born in New Jersey, which to many isn’t really part of America, more of an unwanted growth of New York.
I know I have offended you and for that I apologize. However, I will not leave your person attacks unanswered. I will have you know my ocular spheres transmit to my brain a far larger number of colors. I would safetly estimate I can comprehend as near as 3 colors! Maybe more!
Sounds like a hater ass thing to say to me
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Obviously the DeVito hater is an ableist, smh.
Okay buddy cunt.
When in doubt, double down with more slurs, I guess?
I like him, so we’re up to America + this one guy
The Archbishop of Kabul
I see what you did there.
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
