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If you look in the right place, at the right season, there’s all kind of swords to be foraged. Delicious with garlic and parsley
Especially abundant near lakes in Britain
Just moistened binks lobbing scimitars everywhere out there.
How dare you make me remember the submarine scene in Episode 1
Yep, my buddy Art foraged such a nice sword. Everybody calls him a king now. He even made a council like in the LoTR.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
What if mine was given to me by a watery tart?