How do I get sponsored by cheese? urgent
Are you a beautiful Italian gymnast skilled enough to become an olympian?
no but i can eat a whole box of kraft mac n cheese in one sitting if i try rly hard
I’ll have to check the rule book but as someone who knows extremely little about Parmesan cheese (other than the fact that is fucking delicious), I would say you have promise and will go far in the cheese universe.
can olympians do that? i’ve never seen any of them do it so i will assume not.
Oh yeah, the will 100% annihilate a box of mac and cheese. Like, just devour. Like it’s nothing.
It’s unreal, they consume an absolutely absurd amount of calories. Some athletes expend enough in a day to power most of us for almost a week.
They will take that box and turn it into a bunch of backflips or something wild.
is that how they get the cheese sponsorship??
plz i need to know
That one is a mystery to me I’m afraid.
