Don’t clog the toilets. It’s not the c-suites who have to clean that up.

Nah, use cement, let the C-Staff pay for the plumbers/construction, they’d be more than happy to help out.

If you do, leave a tip with a note apologizing that they got caught in the crossfire.

The toilets should be being cleaned regularly anyway, if they’re not you’ve just highlighted a major sanitation issue for the building.