Social Security systems contain tens of millions of lines of code written in COBOL, an archaic programming language. Safely rewriting that code would take years—DOGE wants it done in months.
  • @Telorand@reddthat.comEnglish
    123•19 days ago

    How this will go:

    DOGE: “Okay Grok. Convert this COBOL code into Python.”

    Dumb AI: “Certainly! Here you go.”

    System crashes and exposes all Americans’ SSNs

    DOGE: “Fuckin’ DEI hires…!”