Social Security systems contain tens of millions of lines of code written in COBOL, an archaic programming language. Safely rewriting that code would take years—DOGE wants it done in months.
  • @DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    12•19 days ago

    I bet they’ll do it in Waterfall too.

    Nah B. This will be Extreme Agile XP with testing exclusively in Prod. Xitter will be the code repository.

    • ThePowerOfGeekEnglish
      8•19 days ago

      Pair programming with Grok.

      Spotty DOGE intern developer: “what’s a for loop?”

      Grok: “Look it up yourself, noob! Holy shit do I hate Elon Musk in every fucking way!”