Social Security systems contain tens of millions of lines of code written in COBOL, an archaic programming language. Safely rewriting that code would take years—DOGE wants it done in months.
  • @samuelazers@lemmy.worldEnglish
    24•18 days ago

    step 1. rewrite into spaghetti code

    step 2. nobody understands the new code, so the govt has to contract elon musk for code maintenance forever

    step 3. profit