(Assuming the shower is running. Any temperature.)
The best I could come up with was a hot soup, but eventually you’ll get more water then broth. There has to be a better food out there for those hungry showers!
Fruit kebab and pacifico in a steaming hot shower.
Some scuba divers train to eat bananas underwater. I suspect that wouldn’t be too bad in the shower
…why do they train that?
The potassium reacts with some of the salt water minerals to help them rapidly float to the surface if they run out of oxygen
That’s a lie isn’t it
Chemist here. All I can say is it’s illegal to lie on the internet.
Why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner
Hah! If you’d said you were a lawyer I’d have believed you. Idiot. /S
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It might help… you know - with the persistent dehydration.
Mango. Otherwise you just end up with a mess
Concentrated lemonade…? 😳
- You let it it dilute as you go, as per your taste.
A block of hard cheese…? 😆
- It would be water resistant (waterproof) enough to last the whole shower.
That is an interesting thought experiment that never occurred to me.
Grapes.
You wanna get graped in the mouth in the shower?
People like grapes.
Frozen grapes
Thawed frozen grapes.
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An orange. Apparently it is a life changing experience according to a group on that other site.
Citrus fruit in general, yeah there is something about the steaminess of the shower and the sharp sweet sourness of citrus fruit.
PLUS you can eat whatever it is like a goddamn animal and not worry about pulp or other bits getting all over the place because you’re in the shower.
Beer.
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Liquid
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Calories
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Uh…
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Cured sausage. It doesn’t dissolve or absorb water.
A summer sausage in the shower is one of life’s guilty pleasures.
Perfect pairing with a shower beer
A nice spicy chorizo
Smoothies from a closed-lit container and a straw.
sip a nice cold smoothie in a hot shower, that’s perfect
I guess most thing would be fine if it was put in a container.
Not many foods are edible without exposing them to shower water while taking them out, though.
Not many foods are edible without exposing them to shower water while taking them out, though.
I guess I’ve been eating most food wrong then.
What the hell is wrong with people…
The ninja has sexy eyes
My question stands.
In fairness, the place isn’t called “sensible questions”.
A loaf of bread.
Is beer a food?