Show me the error in my ways so I can learn from it, or transform me from bad to good.
Shares a granola bar full of peanuts and lies and tells me there’s no peanuts in it. RIP me.
Tell me they’re going to meet me at like 5pm, and never show.
Distract me with food and drink.
In my case, a sack of White Castles.
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Steady, unrelenting emotional abuse.
Oof, hope you’re better now.
Subtly undermine my self-confidence.
Whistle any 70s rock song melody
fff fff fff ffffff ffffff, fff fff fff ff-ff-fffff
See you, me, and Julio down by the schoolyard
“Is this the real life, is this just fantasy”
oh no, im taking too much damage here
Crouton Cannon
Glade PluginsThey’d probably handle me the same way as the fish boss in Earthworm Jim. Just one smack to the face and I’m done. That’s all it takes.
Bring as many npcs in the room as possible; then wait for the social anxiety to make me lock up
Laugh at me and say I’m stupid.
I’m gonna say donuts
⚠️ wet floor ⚠️
Are you professor Nakayama?
Exploiting my hubris.
I actually wrote out an outline for this back when I was making small videogames as a hobby. I never actually made the game, which was probably overly ambitious, which is fitting because it was a game about ambition and hubris with me as the villains (multiverse shenanigans) and a pair of scrappy teenage sleuths as the protagonists.
