No where in my house, that’s for sure… They’re obviously going to tear the place apart and it’s the most obvious place to look for someone so unless I have some sort of secret hidden space I don’t know about, it’s a no go
Even if there’s a secret hideaway in my house, those agents are gunna station people here to wait and see if I show up, so I wouldn’t be able to leave easily either… I’d be trapped
No thanks, I’d rather leave and disappear…
Nice try, agent
I would immediately leave and get as far away from my home as possible, since that’s where they’re coming to look for me.
There’s a small panel in the ceiling of a small closet in an upstairs bedroom. Open and squeeze through it and I’m in the attic space. Need to use my cell phone flashlight because it’s pitch black up here.
Walk across the joists to the far end and carefully lift away the insulation between the joists.
Use my phone and order a bunch of shit from a bunch of apps to be delivered to my house. Turn off the phone in case the agents can track me with it. Carefully lay on the drywall, distributing my weight across as much of the panel as possible to reduce the risk of breaking through into the room below. Cover myself with the insulation I pulled away earlier.
Now these foreign agents are going to have to find that ceiling panel, climb up in there, search under insulation to find me, wrestle me through that tiny access hole and whisk me away. All the while there are Uber drivers and pizza delivery guys showing up. And that’s all suspicious as fuck, so someone’s going to call the cops before long. If these are foreign agents, they probably don’t want to deal with law enforcement.
So I figure I need to hide under that insulation for maybe twenty minutes before shit starts getting crazy.
I was with you up until you decided to hide under the insulation. Seriously? I start scratching just looking at the stuff!
If it’s fiberglass, he’s done for. If it’s cork, he’ll be fine
Nice try, foreign agent.
I wouldn’t hide I’d ambush them and call every police force etc I could think of.
I don’t think anything else is really a sensible option except trying to cover as much distance in 5 min as possible and again calling every one who could potentially help.
How would the foreignness of the agents be relevant? And why ask that when I’m a thousand times more likely to be hunted down by domestic agents?
It makes it easier, because they themselves are trying to stay below the radar. If domestic agents are coming in 5 minutes I don’t love my odds, although I suppose there’s a chance I could get lucky slipping away.
Under the bed
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Nice try, CIA
In the woods behind my house. Thick enough to give pause to most
meh. front porch. people coming any distance arent going to not find me in my house
I’d hide about a five minutes’ run from my home
If the enemy knows where you are, don’t be there
I wish we could just go nowhere!
Can I trust my friends, my work, my family? And these agents can’t be everywhere at once? Then I put on running gear, sunglasses, hair in a ponytail, jog like I’m just white lady exercising, to the house of my family member and ask for help, get a car borrowed from their neighbor and get on the train north to where I have more family, hoping I can stay one step ahead until I figure out what the heck is going on and handle it somehow.
I’d make a quick walk to the corner store. If I’m finally gonna die, I’m gonna have one last drink first.
