You can choose one only.
do I have to sign a prenup?
She looks like an old lady to me.
Which is not a problem if you’re into old ladies.
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“In the dark all cats are grey”
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I’m on HS crush🧑🏫
He’s my crush for a reason, he’s the one guy to rule them all.
The benefits of Taylor Swift would just extend to music.
She has money, music, power, influence… almost everything you could ask for
Edit: Am I missing something? Like big personalities?
If those are the qualities you seek in a partner, I am deeply sorry for you.
I dunno, having the same music taste seems like a good starting point at least.
Hence, HS crush.
if you want to date people for their money and influence and not for who they are as a person, suffice it to say I don’t expect your relationships to be particularly fulfilling. Or to last very long.
I doubt Taylor Swift would take kindly to being used.
I am unable to use her, bc she can make the bad guys good for a weekend 💓
The demographic of Lemmy skews toward people who aren’t into celebrity worship, probably.
High school crush. I married her.
Not a jumper, I see.
Why even ask if you’re just pushing Taylor Swift and ignoring any counter-position? 🤨
You dodged the question, bc you are secretly a Swifty👀
is this like a joker dilemma where they’re both dangling over vats of acid and i only have time to save one?
No acid, it is like you have a love arrow but only for one shot.
well, whether by bow or by vat of acid, i’d probably choose to spare my friend over some random celebrity. though i’d naturally rather not kill either of them.
Neither
…why?
Because why wife is hotter than both and a better cook.
Hotter than Taylor Swift is impossible 🥱
Taylor swift is not hot at all
She’s a skinny blonde with an angular face. That’s not for everybody, and it’s not for me.
Yikes what even is this thread
It’s not great
Hot and a good cook? Is she single?
I think you already know that all the food ones are taken.
typo but I’mma leave it
Celebrities gross me out, and my crush turned out to be an insufferable c***.
It depends. Is the high school empty when it gets crushed?
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Jokes on you, I never had a highschool crush.
Also, while I did kinda like Taylor Swift’s music (most of the time at least), I didn’t like her enough to have her take over my thoughts 24/7.
So the answer is neither.
Jokes on you, I never had a highschool crush.
That one guy gets straight 'A’s everytime, who actually pay attention to class while sitting next to the hot girl.
I’m not that guy. My grades were mostly 14 to 16/20s (which is probably B or C, idk your grading system, sorry).
Hell, I couldn’t care less about school, I just wanted friends, even if it was a hot girl, but on the condition that we don’t date. Can you tell I’m asexual?
Somebody’s thirsty.
Or melancholic
