Do you use one or more towels or washcloths?
Do you get worried that you might have dried your face with the same side you dried your butt with?
Generally top to bottom, because otherwise drips from above will rewet areas you tried to dry
Top to bottom but with D and E switched
I finish with the D too!
Generally top to bottom but don’t overthink it.
Yup I’ll just chime in to add I dry off while still standing in the shower to minimize wetness on my bathroom mat
I imagine the sequence would be different depending on the amount and range of body hair.
Personally, depends on delta-T to next task.
A,B,C,D,E, and F. I use the tag of the towel to determined the use of my towel. Tag always goes bottom right and that means my feet always go there to dry. Divide my towel to 4-5 sections and always use the same spot of the towel for the same parts.
I’m bald
A to D. Let the rest air dry
Why is that guy wearing underwear if he’s just gotten out of the shower? Does he put his underwear on and then dry himself? Am I doing showers wrong?!
No you leave it on in the shower.
As a fellow nevernude…
You’re drying yourself off after cleaning yourself. If you cleaned yourself properly, it doesn’t matter what you dry first.
Disagree: if you start at the top and work down, then the wet spots don’t drip down onto the parts you’ve already dried.
Counterpoint - I dry my legs and feet first as those are the first to cause water to get on the floor. Then I get a bathrobe and finally work on the hair.
Question was targeted at men
Luckily I am a man.
PREPOSTEROUS, MEN DONT HAVE HAIR
Ooff fuck you, guys. You are downvoting me without a serious reply.
Socks up, thight high, I differ and I’m - high
I am not against this. I support it. But let me be or confront me with my misunderstandings, anonyomous sucker.
This just in, men don’t have hair
It was an attempt to joke about it, nothing offensive. Picturing it doing this in that order, with a bathrobe and then having the relaxed time to work on the hair isn’t really relatable for me. Also, i never met a men yet who refers to its beard as hair (beard hair vs hair)
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and top to bottom, like someone with a brain.
So you dry off your butt first and then your face with the same towel?
I go top down but I’ve also been known to reuse towels for more than one day so … yea.
Do you not wash your ass?
No. Do you?
I do, but I still wouldn’t do that!
Clean your ass better.
Doesn’t matter! Could get that thing NASA clean room levels of clean and I’m still not going to towel off my butt before my face. That’s just weird!
So you change your towels every time? Otherwise when you start again, the last time you used it, you wiped your butt with it.
Yes, I have a whole basket full of towels. I use them all once and hang them up. After the basket is empty I wash them all
Why is it weird? It’s just your butt. Are you scared of your butt?
I start with drying my anus and work in concentric circles out from that, so yes, my face is about last
Ye olde Zen Garden technique, a classic.
Apparently a lot of other peeps in the comments are continually leaking from their orifices or something
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Ok, but if you do ass last, you’re still just getting ass on face the next day.
It’s assface all the way down
I don’t need pubic har in my face.
Speak for yourself.
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Maybe they’re drying someone else off, don’t kink-shame.
I just shake the water off like a dog.
It’s good twerking practice, too!
Top down, then beard for last to seal in the flavor.
I always start with my hair first, dry my back and upper body, then my legs. But then I keep a second towel for intimate areas, because why would you want to wipe your face with the same towel you wipe your ass with?
Wash your ass better.
This, if my ass isn’t clean enough for me to use the same towel, how could I ask anyone to go anywhere near it
big towel for lower body, small towel for upper body. big towel gets wrapped around hip after drying. but the order is correct
Neck to crotch on the front then a good rough polish cycle to try and dry off my back - all with a nice thin towel that knocks the moisture off rather than absorbing it. Once my body is done I have a separate fluffy towel for my long hair, face, and beard.
I dry my croch and ass first so I can get that fresh whiff when the towel goes to my face.
Top to bottom-ish. But I consistently use one side of the towel for my face, and the other side for my junk. I know it doesn’t matter as I have cleaned up everywhere anyway, but I like to keep it separated anyway.
But do you track the face and junk sides across showers?
The tag or label on the towel.
Yup! There’s that thing you can hang the towel from, I consider that side “up”.
I deviced this system as a child, I have honestly never stopped to think about whether it’s reasonable or not.
