Keanu Reeves, I’m basically an autistic Johnny Silverhand.
Aubrey Plaza. She’s way hotter than me (that’s kinda the point), and not half Japanese (will make the racist parts confusing and/or hilarious) but she could definitely pull off my resting bitch face and general disdain for everything.
Ronald Reagan, the actor
I look like what you would get if Johnny Depp did a fusion merge with Adam Beach.
So either one of them would be fine
Brad Pitt.
Bit of a downgrade but I can live with it.
Karl Pilkington. he would do a great job of complaining about every minor inconvenience I’ve dealt with
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk, with a made-up have surgery scene mid-film to explain the change.
The spirit of the 90s lives on
They’re both male so I’m assuming you were very ugly and bald at some point but now not quite as ugly and your hairline is …un-receding?
Jk
I’m actually a beautiful woman. They will both have to agree to substantial surgeries before they agree to play me.
I can see cross going for that
I want my movie to be cast entirely with Muppets and Tim Walz.
Best answer
Gary Busey in cheap drag
Welcome to the revolution!
https://youtu.be/5D0o2sLsGAk?si=iq3bwoeJ-jJSD1lv
Some lonely sad miserable and depressed actor
Nicolas Cage
Looks nothing like, but it would be funny as hell and in order to get him to sign up, they would have to make it somehow trippy and surreal.
Lady Gaga
I bear no resemblance. I can’t sing. I just think she’s neat.
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Toni Collette or Kathy Bates both horror queens and monarchs of my heart.
People say I look like Carrie Ann Moss (Trinity) but as a child I had more Lucy Lawless resemblances. So I don’t know, but either case they’ll have to get a tan cause I’m more of a Penelope Cruz skin tone.
I don’t know but yes
