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Balatro is E for everyone 10+ in freedom ratings. We don’t give any shits about gambling imagery over here (Yes, I know balatro is not gambling and the PEGI rating is BS).
Good Christian Americans would never go anywhere near gambling or gambling paraphernalia.
You wouldn’t roll a dice!
You wouldn’t steal a casino!
What about if you’re gambling for Jesus?
well if it’s a church raffle or charity slot machines then that’s fine
Jambling?
Jesus take the roulette wheel
(Jean Gambling)
Is that gambling in a Canadian tuxedo or gambling with jeans? Every hand you lose your pants…
Not familiar with what is meant by Canadian tuxedo, so gambling with jeans.
Jean shirt, jean jacket, and jean pants is the Canadian tuxedo
Lol
Disco Elysium features communism and communists (bad) but also has a couple of homosexuals (a secret cabal of organized people dead-set on destroying the ideals of nuclear family) as characters. I’d suggest you guys avoid the game at all costs, it’s too dangerous.
Remember, No Russian.
this, according to my teachers who hated me missing all that homework because of it
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Tip: Don’t post when you’re high.
Someone hid the sharpies from them.
Nah they’re the best kinds of post
I figured as much now.
I was high myself as I commented this.
Harvest Moon teaches that everybody can own land and live a good life self-sustainable off of his own work.
Crash Bandicoot got me hooked on crystals
Final Fantasy
Pokémon taught children everywhere that if they enter strangers’ houses without warning, the strangers might randomly give them useful objects that help them in life.
See: every RPG ever.
Definitely not Rust. Very wholesome game.
I can’t find that one story where a guy was having a lot of fun being kidnapped. They roleplayed for like an hour.
Might have been Reksmore. They added handcuffs and a headbag recently. For wholesome adventures, of course.
It was definitely the first persistent survival game that taught me I don’t have the time or energy for that genre.
What other video games have been secretly eroding the very fabric of American society?
You do realise that PEGI stands for Pan European Game Information, right?
And the game itself was made by a Canadian, while we’re at it.
I think you might have missed that this question is sarcastic and the intent was to prompt stupid interpretations of video games. i.e. Mario Kart is communist because it only gives the lower class (losers) access to the deadliest weapon (the blue shell) in order to take out the upper class (the leader)
Then why is the acronym in American then. There ain’t no countries in the EU that speak American. /s
Minecraft has subliminal woke propaganda (there are splashes that appear on the title screen, some of them being pro-LGBTQ+)
There is also a really huge proportion of Minecraft modders that are trans which may be because of the woke subliminal messaging
Diablo 3 had a rainbow in it somewhere, clearly woke garbage.
ironic given how transphobic and homophobic notch is.
Him selling it was probably the best thing to happen to Minecraft.
Imagine if JK Rolling didn’t just license Harry Potter, but actually sold the IP
carmageddon got a sequel a few years ago and nobody batted an eye. kinda makes you miss the old days.
Blue shells in mario cart are communist propaganda
