• @spireghost@lemmy.zip
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    1208 months ago

    The reasoning in question:

    This game teaches - by way of images, information and gameplay - skills and knowledge that are used in poker. During gameplay, the player is rewarded with ‘chips’ for playing certain hands. The player is able to access a list of poker hand names. As the player hovers over these poker hands, the game explains what types of cards the player would need in order to play certain hands. As the game goes on, the player becomes increasingly familiar with which hands would earn more points. Because these are hands that exist in the real world, this knowledge and skill could be transferred to a real-life game of poker

    So, this game teaches skills and knowledge that are used in poker. The skills in knowledge are limited to… playing and making poker hands. That’s it. Also, “as the game goes on, the player becomes increasingly familiar with which hands would earn more points” – is hilariously funny. The idea that knowledge of what a poker hand is is anything related to the dangers of gambling is ridiculous.

    • @SpiceDealer@lemmy.world
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      228 months ago

      My thief archer build in Morrowind and Skyrim lead me to a life of thievery and now I’m serving a life sentence at maxium security prison. Very sound logic.

    • @scbasteve7@lemm.ee
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      278 months ago

      One “teaches” you to gamble, the other allows you to gamble. And the one that just teaches you has a higher rating. Crazy.

      • @GreenAppleTree@lemmy.world
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        88 months ago

        Totally his fault for not heeding the ancient warning.

        Give a man a fish, you get PEGI 3+. Teach a man to fish, 18+ you sucker.

    • @charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works
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      I know this is anecdotal but I’m now living in a ditch because of Balatro. I never gambled before in my life and all the poker knowledge Balatro me taught caused me to start extreme gambling and now I’m dead in a ditch.

    • @Takumidesh@lemmy.world
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      508 months ago

      As the game goes on, the poker hands also get increasingly unrealistic and different from real poker including things like five of a kind, and a pair being worth more than a royal flush.

      If you tried to take the skills you learn from balatro to a poker table you would get kicked out basically immediately.

      • @Wahots@pawb.social
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        I’ve never gambled, but I’m pretty sure if I got 1.630e11 chips at a casino, something bad would happen to me, the casino, and the economy if I cashed it out. I think that’s 84 billion chips…

        • Steve Dice
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          Times are different now, there’s no more turning up in a ditch. If you start winning too often, they’re gonna keep an eye on you and try to determine if you’re cheating. If you’re not, they’re gonna ask you to leave and ban you from the casino before you can actually win anything significant — the justification given is that it’s their casino and they can refuse entry to whoever they want. If you are cheating, then you’re just going to jail.

        • @CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world
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          It’s 163 Billion chips.

          1.630e11 is the same as 1.630 x 10^11

          Which probably wouldn’t be that bad for the economy, but it might bankrupt the casino, depending on the value of the chips.

      • Stern
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        I place a torn up joker on the table, a tarot card, a llanowar elf card, and a pair of threes

        “So with my score multiplier basically I own the casino.”

        The dealer frantically calls security

      • @Localhorst86@feddit.org
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        178 months ago

        “Sir, you can’t bring stone slabs to the table and play them as if they were cards. Also, where did these glass shards come from?”

      • Queen HawlSera
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        I had a run where I legitimately had to stop and compare the point values a Two Pair Vs. One Pair Vs. Straight Flush

        And ONE PAIR wound up being the one with the highest point value…

        I was still 600 dollars short of winning against the Boss Blind, ending my run

    • Queen HawlSera
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      18 months ago

      I wonder what they rated Pavlov VR, ya know the FPS game in VR that forces you to handle guns the way they would in real life and is popular with ex-military because of their transferrable skills?

    • @Laser@feddit.org
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      It’s really dumb if you know the two games (poker and Balatro).

      Poker is a game of incomplete information where you need one single higher ranked hand than your opponent per round. The stakes are money you bet that your hand is better. Bluffing is an important part of the game.

      Balatro is mostly a game with complete information (apart from the order of remaining cards in your deck and certain bosses that flip your cards). You bet no money. There is no bluffing. Money does not correlate to chips. It is about the rating of your hand (poker has no rating, only relative ranking). You play multiple hands. You can’t fold. Bluffing doesn’t exist. Cards can be improved, ratings can be improved, the decks can look nothing like poker decks, etc.

  • JokeDeity
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    -128 months ago

    Listen. If there’s a white man in charge and aren’t yourself a wealthy white man, you’re in for a bad time.

  • @gibmiser@lemmy.world
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    Did he try getting a friendly industry insider appointed to the regulatory body to “facilitate” ?

  • @simonced@lemmy.one
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    758 months ago

    Tell me you are corrupted to the core, without telling me you are corrupted to the core.

  • @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    68 months ago

    Have you tried partnering with Disney and incorporating some Marvel/Star Wars IP into the Balatro Cinematic Universe? Perhaps selling your company to Ubisoft or Sony and letting their massive legal/lobbyist team take a swing at this? Perhaps you could just take a total end-run around the problem and release an edition that uses the Minor Arcana instead of standard poker cards?

  • @ieatpwns@lemmy.world
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    378 months ago

    I’m willing to bet PEGI was lobbied to push for that 18+ rating by ea and other publishers because balatro is taking revenue from them. They don’t get how a game without microtransactions is doing better than they are

  • fmstrat
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    38 months ago

    Would love to see thr EFF branch out and take this on. Great opportunity to set precedence.

  • Queen HawlSera
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    I recently played it. If anything I think it has a subtle anti-gambling message.

    The more hands you play, the more you realize you can’t actually win without “cheating”

    Play it like poker? Congrats, you’re fucked, you literally cannot win against the blind.

    Stack the deck in your favor with creative use of Joker cards and a few dozen extra aces? The game becomes trivial

    If the game teaches you anything it’s that if you play by the rules, the house will ALWAYS win.

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      28 months ago

      I just played it last night, and then again today with my kids watching. I explained how the hands are scored, and they seemed to get the gist of it.

      It has absolutely nothing to do with gambling. You don’t wager anything, there’s no opponents, and the terminology is all different, for example:

      • blind - in poker, it’s a forced bet based on sitting position from the dealer; in Balatro, it’s where you’re at in the “level” (and only the “boss blind” is required)
      • ante - in poker, it’s the minimum bet to participate; in Balatro, it’s the level you’re on
      • hand - in poker, it’s the cards you are dealt, and you play them all; in Balatro, it’s a scoring action, and you only play a subset of your cards in a given “hand”

      And so on. The only thing that’s actually similar is the hand scoring system, but you mess with that as well with buffs and whatnot. Balatro will make you a worse poker player, and not even teach you the rules.

      I don’t think it’s anti-gambling, it has nothing to do with gambling. It’s like saying solitaire and blackjack are similar because they both use playing cards…

  • @mhague@lemmy.world
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    Why don’t people reach out to “Dirk Bosmans, Director General PEGI S.A.”?

    PEGI isn’t a living creature. PEGI isn’t giving out biased ratings. It’s the people working there, and the person in charge. Actual people that actually exist here on this planet with us. “Talking” to a company is imaginary bullshit.

  • @ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1838 months ago

    If you search for “poker” on PEGI’s site, it seems that many games which are actually about simulated gambling are rated 12 or 16. They seem to think Balatro is more likely to expose children to realistic gambling than, say, Prominence Poker or Pure Hold’em World Poker Championship, which seems completely bizarre, given that those games are about playing poker and Balatro is a fancy kind of solitaire with no betting.

        • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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          You’d have to shut me up and push me out.

          You shouldn’t, you’ve already lost enough allies. It has become very clear that cripples and hall monitors does not a majority make. I don’t believe in your ethical maxims of sensitivity and strict language policing.

          I’m sure you think the celebrated George Carlin is a massive cunt, in duller words.

          • @Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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            38 months ago

            Bro, they politely asked you not to use potentially hurtful language in an open forum.

            Is that really how you react in the real world of someone says “I don’t like that, please stop?” Because that’s some abuser-coded behavior right there

            • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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              -18 months ago

              coded

              You’ll never successfully change the world like this. This kind of language demonstrably does nothing for you. We all know you believe “the common clay” should shut up and speak through filters approved by you and yours. Fuck you.

              Lose everything in the next 4 years.

                • @Comment105@lemm.ee
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                  08 months ago

                  I know.

                  Most people see it. Few, except the opposition, point to it as a negative.

                  Partly because they become the opposition by pointing to it. Anyone bothered by the change regardless of their standpoint of taxes, regulation, and public services are labeled right wing and pushed to admit it. They might as well go vote for the billionaires’ cause if they don’t want to shut up about their problems with sensitive liberals, right? Right. So it seems that’s exactly what they did.

                  People don’t like people who tell them to shut up, sit down, and behave.
                  People don’t like people who get so offended that they kick you out.

                  That becomes a problem when you treat the majority like that, and not just a minority of very misbehaved assholes.

                  Guess why “The One Joke” became so prolific? Some creatively gay progressives desperately wanted to push the majority to comply with a set of new very strange expectations and taboos, and went about it in an incredibly obnoxious, reckless way. It became a huge meme because a majority, not an extremist minority, thought it was weird, ridiculous, stupid, overconfident, pathetic, and probably a whole host of other things.

    • @supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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      478 months ago

      The pathetic thing is games of the ilk of balatro and luck be a landlord (also OG peggle) are actually the kind of game that plays with your gambling impulses but in a healthy and fun way, these games should be celebrated for subverting the language of gambling to make something beautiful, how pathetic to have so little actual understanding of video games and yet have this kind of power to impact the industry.

      • @KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        128 months ago

        I’ve always suspected I might be susceptible to gambling addiction so I stay out of casinos.

        Instead, I go to the arcade. Which is like a low stakes child casino. Win a bunch of tickets and then either buy something stupid with them, or, just straight give them to some kid.

        My point being, we’ve specifically constructed casino-like facilities for children and it’s regularly accepted, so why should Balatro be different?

      • @prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        158 months ago

        Yeah how dare you pay $9.99 one time to gamble all you want! If you’re gonna get those dopamine hits, you better be spending real money at the tables!

        • @supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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          I want to see someone take an actual slot machine rip out all the evil bits and replace it with a computer running Luck Be A Landlord with custom flashing lights for when you win, the slot machine lever and all that stuff.

          It would be pretty awesome

  • GHiLA
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    308 months ago

    Doesn’t matter in the slightest.

    me, age 12, San Andreas

    • @chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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      38 months ago

      18 is the highest rating. It’s equivalent to the ESRB “AO” rating, and many storefronts will not sell it, period.

      • GHiLA
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        08 months ago

        Doesn’t matter to a kid with a phone and unlimited time and willpower. I know with 100% certainty, if I was 16 and wanted to play Balatro, I wouldn’t be talking to you, I’d have an .apk already.

        Storefront? Lmao.

        • @chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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          78 months ago

          Piracy being the only way to get a game isn’t beneficial to the dev, and Balatro is the kind of game that deserves our money. It could have easily been jammed to the gill with paid boosts premium decks, etc, but instead, they just made a good game.

          • GHiLA
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            08 months ago

            I went looking for a patreon or donation page… Guys who get hit with this should just go that route. He doesn’t have a general one up.

            We can’t control the bullshit, but we can side-step it.

    • Kilgore Trout
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      Theoretically stores in Europe are forbidden from selling 18+ games to underage customers.

      Practically, almost no one follows this. Although digital storefronts like Steam do, some parents do, and more importantly there could be age restrictions on Youtube and Twitch gameplays.

    • Matt
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      28 months ago

      Maybe if they decide to make box copies of the game.

  • @FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee
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    828 months ago

    Is the rating purely because it uses playing cards? Poker hands?

    Yahtzee and literal poker with betting are included in Nintendo clubhouse/worldwide 51 and it’s rated Pegi-12.

    Would balatro get a pass if it used cards numbered 1-13 instead of traditional cards?

    This whole thing is bonkers.