I don’t believe he fucked an ostrich…
Based on that photo though… his DAD…
This is the ostrich reference. https://youtu.be/jsjIZ69A_xY?feature=shared
Keep 'em coming.
This is definitely his getting-blown-by-an-ostrich face.
Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?
Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.
I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we’ll never know?
Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!
But I thought the joke was to say something that isn’t true???
…joke?
I don’t know why everyone is being so mean …he’s just trying to one up David Cameron fucking a pig.
/s
When are we getting the one where he admits to cannibalism?
Spicy
I mean… Do people want Facebook to be the arbitrator of truth?
I do.
Even after this whole ostrich story broke?
ALLEGEDLY
Especially. We need to know the facts; was the ostrich on the pill or is he moving to a state that still allows baby killing.
I heard it was a sick ostrich
I heard it was a dead ostrich.
Allegedly.
I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.
Folks’ll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.
At least
I’d like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it’s more unclear
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“more realistic” means “disgustingly homophobic” I guess
The truth is he didn’t fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion
Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?
My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.
Dead ostriches need loving too.
Yew!
I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.
We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.
How are ya now?
Good n you?
Not s’bad.
Are you serious with that turtleneck?
You lose a lot of heat in the neck
Can I try it on?
That’s a very impressive feat, those things are monsters
Crept up the cloaca smh
Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.
