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In a blender
My partner picks it up from underneath the slice and starts by eating the crust. To this day I’m still baffled by it.
The crust is a breadstick treat you get for finishing your slice
Especially true with deep dish/pan crust pizzas.
My wife rarely eats the crust on her pizza, which is fine by me since I’m happy to turn those pizza bones into free breadsticks.
with pineapple
Blending and drinking through a straw
tell me youve never tried pizza soup without telling me youve never tried pizza soup
I’ve never tried pizza soup
fuck, let me try again …
This awful video I saw where someone put pizza in a blender and turned it into a casserole
I refuse to believe that was anything other than rage bait, like every Chef Club video.
Sure, probably. Still qualifies though, right?
Oh for sure, I just refuse to believe I’m living in a world where people put pizza in a blender for anything other than rage bait or dealing with a wired jaw and a pizza craving, haha.
What about that but as a sausage?
Here we go!
- Place the plastic table on your nose
- Remove the crust and lick it like a rabbi at a circumcision
- Roll pieces 1,3,5 from tip to girth and arrange them into an F shape
- Roll pieces 2,4,6 from girth to tip and arrange them into a U shape.
- Thank the pizza guy who is holding the box still, and then slam the door in his face.
- Continue licking the crust you hid in your pocket, and then dial for another pizza
Turned into a slurry and then administered as an enema.
Pizza Slurry Enema
nice band name
Or Jackass stunt
Chicago Deep Dish lmao gottem
That’s lasagna sir, this thread is about pizza
That’s an insult to lasagna
Eat the crust, leave the rest.
Uncut, center out from the bottom.
Or
Roll into a cone, bite out the center from the bottom, suck the toppings and sauce through the bottom like a waffle cone, discard the crust.
Nah, roll it into a cone with the topings on the outside and try to suck the crust though the topings.
Please do that in the line to vote, so people feel more confident in how competent the electorate is.
Dammit. Now I gotta do this to fuck with my kid
It’s good to build distrust and topics of discussion for therapy as early as possible.
Open the box. Leave it out for a week. Crumble it up once it’s hard and stale. Put the bits in a bowl. Pour in some milk. Sprinkle some sugar and honey. You’ve made pizza cereal. Bonus points if you use chocolate milk.
Fresh outta the freezer
By licking off the topping and sauce. The base gets reused for new pizza.
Blocked and reported for putting that disgusting image in my head! Ok jk but I think you win the thread
ITT: there is evil in all of us.
Wrap it in a tortilla
Heard me out. Was working a food trailer and the boss wrapped a slice in a tortilla, deep fried it and dressed it up like an enchilada. I thought he was being an idiot but it was actually really good.
