Pedro, of course
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Aoc
Me
What’s your first policy?
Honoring treaties and acknowledging indigenous sovereignty. After which I would resign after signing an executive order declaring the US an illegal entity.
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make prostitution free
I hope you get banned for being a fucking creep you gross fuck
You sound just like they do
Probably still, Sanders? He’s getting pretty old, though, so maybe AOC would be a better choice.
Bernie Sanders 2025!!!
Yeah I feel like this is the real answer. Maybe sanders could run with AOC as vice president and then step down if his age starts being a problem and let her take over
A puppy
Cheese for everyone!
If lactose intolerant: peanut butter for everyone else!
If peanut allergy: eggs for everyone else!
If egg allergy: chicken flavored allergen free bars for everyone else!
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President of what? We have a prime minister
Bernie, because i think he would be really really good at training his VP AOC to be president after him
Just… let it be a lottery. Couldn’t make it much worse.
Let’s make finnster president just because it would be funny and the conservatives’ heads would explode. Is she a qualified? No. Is she american? No. Would she even want to be president? Probably not. Would she still be a million times better than the current president? Definitely
Whoever replies to this comment. If many reply, whoever of them survives after a fight to death.
Someone who doesn’t want it, who tries to refuse honestly. That’s who deserves power.
AOC hands down.
Me, assuming I have unlimited power to do as I please. I would be assassinated inside of a month, but it would be a wild month. The only president with more executive orders than me would be the person who comes after and undoes all the shit I did.
Honestly a president that was just crazy but not like evil would be so funny. Paint the whitehouse pink, make the navy wear tophats, replace the $5 bill with a $6 bill, change the national anthem to never gonna give you up
Make every doorhandle in the white house a penis.
A bit like Vermin Supreme?
I love vermin supreme so much, it’s so funny
Oh, there would be a lot of nonsense as chaff, but that isn’t what would get me killed.
Busey/Spears 2028!
A friend of mine whose decisionmaking I respect a lot. Good balance of logic and empathy. He would be an awesome president and hed hate me for dumping that shitton of responsibility on him. Wouldnt want to be in his shoes. Also id miss him, but its for the best.
honestly probably myself. im just really chill. if russia was threatening to attack us i would be like, whatever man
