My brain is aware that this is a real tweet, but it still hasn’t completely registered yet. This is utterly insane.

Said every abuser

Omg, xitter is like wild west. Say thank you to my beatings and you will be rewarded!

Fucking delusional…

The last White House tweet after the silo doors open vibes.

Insert standard They-Live.meme. Sleep, Obey, Consume.

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Let me abuse you because eventually it’ll be over. You’ll be abused and I’ll be satisfied but at least it’s over.

Wtf.

The hilarious thing about the white house twitter is this counts as official communication, it must be printed out and stored in long-term records. Students of some future nation will be reading these tweets.

Fuck off, The White House.

WE ARE IGNORANT, TREAD CAREFULLY

Punishment will continue until morale improves.

… rewarded by 1) recognition of your weakness/passivity 2) further abuse & ridicule, and 3) escalating demands.

Totally normal thing for a government to post