And no “water with a twist of lemon/slice of cucumber” goofs. Water isn’t allowed.
If water isn’t allowed, what does one drink? Everything we drink has water in it.
Coconut water fresh from a refrigerated coconut. I would only drink that, even if I didn’t have to, if it was cheap enough.
I don’t think it’s really fair to blame the coconuts here…
The coconut water drinks at the Asian market are usually pretty good too 🙂
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Coke zero, baby, yeehaw.
Can confirm you won’t die, I know a guy who basically does this lmao
I’ll die eventually… with an ice cold Coke Zero in my cold dead hands.
Coconut water/organic* Cranberry juice/Spritz.
Man, it had want to be a HUGE drink! What happens if I run out?!
milk i guess but my breath would stink
Probably hydrogen molecules fused with oxygen with another hydrogen
The only thing that is more water than water, Cors light. But now, really I’d prefer to drink my own piss, since coincidentally enough, Cors Light is also one of the few liquid that is more piss than piss.
All liquid involves water.
I don’t love tea but yeah it would be tea. Iced green tea lemonade, black tea with milk. If literally only one then iced black tea with lemonade, let it get diluted.
False. I will now list 10 non water liquids
- Oil
- Mercury
- Alcohol
- Bromine
- Ethanol
- Methanol
- Acetone
- Benzene
- Chloroform
- Glycerin
Source: The top of my head, and organicchemistrydata.org/solvents/
Which of these do you think you could drink the longest before dying? lol
Mercury
This is actually true. Metallic mercury would pass through your gut with no ill effect. Mercury compounds are what will turn you into a Proud Boy.
oil
And no “water with a twist of lemon/slice of cucumber” goofs. Water isn’t allowed.
No sugar, no proteins?
Tap water has minerals.
Duvel, Belgium’s premium beer. Duvel translates to Devil, the beer most preferred by Joe Cocker and the reason he wouldn’t return to Belgium because it would be the end of him. Looking back he had a point. (1944-2014)
Sweet Tea
I already drink it everyday anyway so things wouldn’t change much for me.
Glass bottle coke
…jimmynoteeth
The fuck I’m gonna do with teeth. You don’t have to chew coke
tea, Earl Grey, hot
Make it so
