Any ex-Tesla employees willing to take up an offer? 😜
I think he is sorely underestimating how many people are going to contact him about this offer. lol
He’s not going to pay them shit. He didn’t pay his cloud bills or office rent.
When are these landlords and services going to start shutting him down? My popcorn is getting stale over here.
When you have money you can behave like you don’t and get away with it for a long time.
I mean, he can just deny the majority of them. It doesn’t matter.
Also how many lawyers.
Didn’t he fire one of the twitter engineers because he corrected him on a Twitter thread?
Yeah but he called a free speech absolutist timeout.
He may offer to pay the legal bills, but he won’t do it.
lol sure he will. He won’t even pay rent.
It’s possible. He literally burnt an extra 150 million dollars by bumping his offer for twitter to 54.20 just to make it a stupid 420 meme. It’s not like he doesn’t have the money to pay those bills.
I’m not saying he doesn’t have the money - I was mostly commenting on his outright refusal to pay other bills.
Remember that time he offered to solve world hunger but then didn’t because “nah” basically?
Aid spokesman engaged hyperbole drive and tweeted “if a billionaire like @musk gave us $40bn we could solve world hunger”
Musk replied “ok i’m listening, show me how you can solve it, if it sounds real I’ll write the cheque”
Aid spokesman (back pedalling) “well not solve as such, but definitely make better”
Musk “whatevs then”
I mean he does say so much actual stupid shit, why do you guys keep making shit up ?
Edit to add not verbatim I can’t be arsed to go find the tweets now he’s fucked twitter
Cool. Good article - which shows exactly what I said.
Solve is not the same as reduce/improve/alleviate.
As Musk knew full well when he tweeted it. No one has a solution for it, the best you can do is alleviate it for a bit.
Is he being a pedantic dick ? Yes. Did the original tweeter provide a plan to solve world hunger. No.
He provided a plan to reduce world hunger for a time. It’s not a solution, it’s a reduction in misery which I’d be very happy if Musk paid for. But it’s not making world hunger entirely go away even short term let alone long term.
bro linked a cnn article
They didn’t come up with a plan and when he asked they were like 🤷♂️
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No, but we can trust him this time. All those other lies were completely unrelated. /s
He doesn’t even pay his own bills! What makes anyone think he’ll follow through on this. This guy is worse that the boy who cried wolf!
This modafucka can’t even pay his own company’s bills on time.
he won’t even pay his rent or his own legal bills… he stiffs his own employees on severance packages. he’s lying if he promises anything.
what a clown 🤡
He’ll never actually do it. He simply wants to encourage more people to say outrageous things so engagement levels increase as everyone does dumb shit.
Good luck to anyone who falls for this.
I suspect he may have read this article and taken it to heart:
“They need us. We don’t need them:” The fall of Twitter is making the trolls and grifters desperate
He’s eating his children! I knew this day would come I just didn’t expect it to be so obvious! He needs engagement so he is going to incite people to say crazy things and then they are going to get in trouble and never be able to get a hold of him. He’s just literally fucking with the US government right now. I don’t know why but I think Musk is flexing his political strength in a way that he doesn’t realize will destroy him.
When I look at the current state of the internet, I pine for the simpler days of the nineties when a/s/l and stormfront.org look downright warm and fuzzy in comparison. That was just weird individuals being weird. Now it’s institutionalized across the entire Internet.
He’s not offering it to former employees, but they should absolutely go for it very very publicly. Musk is fishing for money from Trump and Kanye, it’s probably some kind of laundering scheme.
Musk is fishing for money from Trump
Trump is very obviously not coming back to Twitter, doesn’t have an employer, and he’s offering to pay for the service, not charge for it, so I’m not sure how that theory pans out.
He will have to sue HIMSELF! diabolical!
Suing himself is the only way he’ll win a Twitter-related lawsuit.
Oh musk. Stf
Musk cannot even pay for the office space that he is leasing. What makes anyone that he will pay for your legal bills? What shit crock.
The kid can’t even pay his own rent, how’s he going to afford legal fees?
They are actually responsible for paying arbitration for all the ex-employees suing the company after Twitter argued in court that they must go through arbitration. Last I heard was that they were having trouble paying these legal costs as well.
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There, does that sound any more believable?
No. He doesn’t pay his own bills!
Okay so I have an LLC, can I hire my girlfriend and then fire her for something she posted on Twitter and then have musk come after me? That would be hilarious.
Please do this, for science!
