Why can’t i relate anything i’m from india and a zoomer
Spain: bull horns and dirt.
Common misconception, but the towel dipped in mayonaise (often paired with a well aged Trapist) is very typical for a Belgian breakfast, not the Germans.
Also it’s a 98 Daewoo Tico, not a Focus
Duolingo keeps beating me up about trapist beer, the gravensteen being older than the atomium and red devils loving stew and sprouts
France: coffee and nicotine cancer sticks
Accurate. Also known as a champion’s breakfast.
Finnish breakfast:
Coffee, vodka and a cigarette.
Everything a body needs.
Got offered this exactly by my friend’s grandpa in Romania
Nutritious AND delicious!
Vodka is made from potatoes
Potatoes contain most of the nutrients you need to survive
QED vodka is a balanced breakfast
Where do I apply?
If you want to have vodka for breakfast, bah gawd you can just do it, no need to apply to anything.
Proof that most Lemmy users are Bri🤮ish
I hereby declare… Independence from the Empire of Bean Memes
Avast, this is treason, TREASON I SAY
Treason against the British is the best kind of treason!
I understand the first two. I guess I don’t get the rest.
It’s random so it’s funny holds up spork
If a German has leftovers he helpfully leaves them atop pool chairs to feed the hungry.
That‘s a common misconception. This ain‘t a 1998 Ford Focus, it‘s a 2010 Ford C-Max.
Turkish breakfast
This is clearly out of date. The traditional UK breakfast now is nothing because inflation means I can only afford 1.5 meals a day.
You might have to cut down on the beans, but you can still have a semi-traditional bowl of sadness for breakfast. Most important meal of the day.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Just do breakfast and bangers and mash for dinner, skip the bangers.
Boom: 1.5 meals. Just worry about potato crop failure.
Just stop being poor, problem solved
Have you tried being born rich? It would solve all your problems.
Have you seen the price of baked beans lately?
Jokes on you, I’m having sadness for breakfast dinner and tea.
Germans eat Bröt mit Bröt
Brötchen for the first breakfast, Brot for the second.
Germans- Bread, cheese and some variety of ham
Greece: the cheapest coffee the world has ever seen and Καρελια cigarettes
I’m sorry, wtf!!! A gallon of paint??? Please OP, that’s ridiculous. We use metric here in Japan, it’s 4 liters of paint. Do some research and get it right next time!
