I love mine but I use the bidet before I wipe. Then it doesn’t take much paper at all.
Eh… That’s exactly how you’re supposed to use it…
Nah, you should wipe first then use the bidet.
You mean other people don’t wipe after they use the bidet and let poop-laced water drip down their butts?
Only a problem if you’re one of those maniacs who stands up to wipe
In the US, mostly because of the associations with prostitutes made by American soldiers in Europe during WWII. They were frequently called “whore’s baths”. Personally, I love mine and hate having to use a toilet without one.
The worst part of having a bidet is going places where there isn’t one.
Agreed. Once you’ve acclimated to using one regularly, it feels nasty not to use one.
You realize just how many people go about their lives with shit-stained asses
In Belgium toilets are in their own room, smaller than a super small storage room, with just the toilet, and they don’t have bidets; I call them ghettoilet
That sounds awful, how do you wash your hands before touching the door? You can’t
It is. It’s literally pain. To wash my butt I have to sit on the tub, it’s uncomfy and annoying and disgusting
Because idiots think squirting water on your ass is gay
when i read people talking about a bidet as squirting water straight in your ass i wonder if they know how to use it… you… dont have to do that.
just use your hand same like in a shower…
But reaching back there and fondling their asshole with a wad of paper is totally not.
They think that touching any ass(even your own) for any reason is gay.
I’d rather be gay than be able to smell my ass every time I sit down
Amen to that, peter poopshit
I can’t get a bidet because my friend is fat and breaks the toilet seats on the regular. He of course replaces them. I’ve tried bidets at other places and it was nice but i still had to use toilet paper to clean my now wet ass so I’m really confused when people say they don’t need toilet paper anymore. I really hope they aren’t just wiping their ass on a towel or some shit.
Because the tradition of wiping until it’s red is deeply rooted in american toilet culture.
It’s refered to as “better red than dead”
I sense that it may be due to a combination of outdated holdover ethics inherited from puritans and shit, as well as a new culture of anti-education which dolls out disdain for nerds who learn to interpret data and studies, etc. At least in the Dvided States.
Fellas, is it gay to have a clean butthole
I’m just worried I’m going to turn my sack into a punching bag.
I know it’s extremely unlikely. But, I’m roerty sure hot baths have already killed the workers.
From experience, I can tell you that your bag is safe lol
They are designed so that the angle of the spray comes nowhere near there. You’d have to do some sort of gymnastics moves to be able to whack the piñata with it.
I don’t know where I was coming from pretending I wouldn’t want to experience. Thinking about. I kinda do.
Even still, even the alt blast modes are very gentle. This isn’t exactly the sorts of pressure you’d be using for cleaning lichens off sidewalks, haha.
Depends who you show it off to
Americans voted for him though
I bought one couple of weeks ago, one of the best things I’ve ever spent money on, can never go back.
Personally I find them uncomfortable
Not an answer for everyone, but I won’t be making the switch any time soon
I suspect it’s a case of “We always did it this way, so it’s the superior way”.
This. In my part of the world, Nordics. No one has it, except really old bathrooms that have a separate bowl with o detachable shower head. But I only saw that once in my life. I installed one a year ago and it’s a game changer.
tbf is not ideal for cold as fuck places
It is. Only not in stinky Western countries. Seriously, you stink. Like full diapers. Use bidets. Use it. Now.
according to south park it’s because of toilet paper companies
My nephews thinks it’s weird/gay.
They’re good boys, they’re also idiots though.
Tell them women don’t want to smell their dirty ass either.
I think the question is more ‘why do some cultures wash, and others wipe’. I believe the answer is mostly to do with religion, and it’s laws on cleanliness.
Also economy in general. Some places are famous for not affording toilets or plumbing to begin with. A bidet is out of the question.
There are many places where washing is traditional, well before there were bidets. A small jug of water would be used. As I said, I think the more pertinent question is ‘wash or wipe?’.
I mean, you don’t do this OR that. You should do both
