Ill start:
“Me cago en tus muertos” - ill shit all over your dead relatives. Spanish.
My favorite has to be zkundyksicht, it comes from “z kundy ksicht” which literally means “a face [that came] from a cunt”. “Z” = from, “kunda” = cunt, “ksicht” = a rude way to say face.
Oh my god cuntface is my new favourite insult. Thank you for this!
Glad I could be of service!
ksicht is very similar to the German “Gesicht” for face
It’s probably German in origin, we were occupied by you guys (and Austrians) for quite some time.
From what country is that phrase? Dominican?
Spain. Probably used in other Latin countries as well.
In Argentina it would be “me cago en la concha de tu madre” I believe.
Brazilian portuguese tends to lack impactful phrases, but is full of single curse words. A big portion of them a clear example of how much negative bias there is culturally against certain groups (gay men, women in general, disabled), unfortunately :/
One that isn’t often used, but that I almost always laugh loud whenever I hear, is “Enfia uma dentadura no cu e sorria pro caralho”, which roughly translates into “Stick a denture up your asshole and smile at the dick”. For when simply saying “go fuck yourself” isn’t enough.
Băga-mi-aș pula-n coliva mă-tii de să-mi sară coaiele din bomboană-n bomboană
This is a highly niche one in my native language as well, as one must also know what is colivă - it’s basically a desert that we eat at funerals with m&m-sized candies in it as well. So it roughly translates let me stick my dick in your mother’s coliva so hard that my balls jump from candy to candy
Does the insult mean the colivā is served at your mother’s funeral, or that it’s the colivā your mother made? Also in what kind of context you use this insult?
I’m not the OP but usage is dealer’s choice. It’s smooth jazz all the way down.
That is elaborate, vulgar, and 100% delightful. I love hearing stuff like this. Cursing in American English is so boring lol
It’s archaic but I love “raclure de bidet”. Comparing someone to the stuff you would scrape off of a bidet where all sorts of people have washed their taint. Short and loaded with contempt.
“Gibier de potence” is great too. Means “game for the gallow”, with the term “game” using in the hunting sense. Basically someone you think should be executed.
Also “chien sale”, dirty/unclean dog, which for a reason is a stand-in for “asshole”.
“Fåntratt”, litterally translated as “idiot funnel”. Something you might call a silly person
I really like “paspalho” (pt-br) it’s a light insult you can use with friends without hurting them when they do something stupid in a funny way
Wurschtbesen. Somewhere between a Gfrast and an Oaschwarzn. But on the nicer end of both.
What langauge is that?
Bavarian I think
كول هوا
“Kawl hawa”
Literally “eat air” in Arabic
Means shut up
That’s a really good one.
That’s hilarious
Oh that is fantastic. I need to use that one.
“No me friegues, cara de tostada” don’t fuck with me, tostada face. Much worse if the target is a spanish speaker.
Which country? Never heard the tostada face thing anywhere before
The insult is from an old English -> Spanish translation book for tourists. It’s mostly humorous and not very serious.
He said “what country”.
Probably “sluta vara en så lagom rolig person”. It isn’t directly an insult. However, it’s not something you would love to hear. It translates to “stop being a person who has the just right amount of fun”.
Another thing my friends say when they are med is: “Din jävla ångvält!” which translates to “You fucking steamroller!”.
It just sounds much better in Swedish.I like the variant: “Me cago en tus muertos pisoteaos”. I’ll shit all over your treaded-on dead relatives.
You fight like a dairy farmer!
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
(cue Minecraft player hurt noises)
“jxk died at the hooves of an aggressive cow”
In Italian when you can’t swear with a “vaffanculo” (f you) you can say “vai a quel paese” that’s “go to that country” And specifically in Milanese dialect you can also say “va a ciapà i rat” “go catching rats”
In Aemilia we have the much better “c’at vegna un cancher”, “may you be ill”
Un mio amico diceva “che ti venga un cancro al culo” adesso capisco dove l’ha sentita
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My personal favourites from Finnish.
“Ei ole kaikki muumit Muumilaaksossa” “Not having all the Moomins in Moomin Valley” Used for people who are either stupid or lack sanity. There are other variants of this and Moomin one is not older than a couple of decades.
I find our version of Grammar Nazi pretty great. We call them comma fuckers.
“Ei voi kauhalla ottaa jos on lusikalla annettu” “You can’t take with a ladle if it was given with a spoon”. This refers also to a lack of something, usually a lack of intelligence or sense.
Comma fuckers, lol. Do you guys say it in English or is there a Finnish version?
In Finnish. Pilkunnussija is the word.
I am having the incredible urge to name a space ship Pilkunnussija in one of my sci-fi stories now. “Ah, there goes the majestic Pilkunnussija, right into the worm hole…”
In Denmark you have:
- Paragraph Knight - someone who cares too much about rules and regulations.
- Fly Fucker - someone who cares too much about something deeply insignificant.
In German there is “Paragraphenreiter” - Paragraph rider.
We have “enculeur de mouches” in French, which translates to “fly ass-fucker” haha.
And the Dutch have mierenneuker, lit. ant fucker.
“Not having all the Moomins in Moomin Valley”
That’s totally something we’ll use. Thanks :D Also I’m stealing that. I’m stealing that insult and Americanizing it and you can’t stop me
Just be warned Moomins are a gateway to communism (Weird internet theory). Or at least to more Moomins. We literally have Moomin everything here.
Moomins are life though