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Voyager as well.

I’m going on vacation *next Tuesday! We’re driving south until it’s aggressively springtime, and then we’ll see what’s next. Probably hiking, sleeping late, and waffle house. I’m a simple sort.

Edit- I have no concept of time. Boo.

My dad gave me advice a hundred years ago, and it’s probably a George Carlin bit or something, but there’s a difference in philosophy between drunks and stoners. A drunk will pound a beer, or sip from a personal flask, or bring their own six pack to a party. A stoner’s first impulse is to light a joint and find someone to pass it off to. It’s communal, and it brings others into the circle, where alcohol is isolating. Obviously it’s a generalization, but it sort of fits.

Did you ever get into audio books? It’s nice to have someone else read to you at bedtime or during a commute.

It is now.

I preload one or two gumball machines with quarters at the laundromat for nosy bored kids stuck there with their parent. I was that bored kid once, and now I’m at a place where I can give back a bit… I’ll also try to win toys at the claw machine and leave them in the bottom, but the success rate is bad.

The pain in having newly braided pubes, braided tightly enough and regularly enough to induce alopecia… just wax, my bro. Just splurge on laser removal.

Whether the Newport Jazz Festival was in Europe, because she knew it was in Europe, because that’s the only time she’d been to Europe.

Difficulty rating: we were within 100 miles of Newport, Rhode Island, at the time. 2 hours in a car.

What about Leon: the Professional? I don’t know if that has been posted yet. But I saw that when I was however old you are in seventh grade. 12? 13? There’s some cop stuff for the bb cop.

The first and second Crow movies are good for the goth one.

It depends on the 9 and 11 year old, but I saw Interview With The Vampire when it came out when I was 10, and I read the book at 12…

Are the nieces interested in spooky shit, or scifi, or fantasy? That might help you refine your picks.

$6.99 if i want local, $4.29 for store brand, $8.79 for Nellie’s Free Range.

:<

I had a dream this morning that I had a sweet summer fling with the guy that played Wilson on House MD? He really loved me, and my actual real life husband was supportive but very confused in the dream. Then it turned into a variety show/dance review and I’m never going to be able to watch House again.

Maybe not the worst, but very timely.

The English dub actors that voiced Spike and Julia got married a couple years ago. That made me feel slightly better when I learned about it.

People are wrong a lot, about a lot of things. But saying that food residue is part of the seasoning is just gross. The seasoning comes from fat polymerization, not leftover burger grease.

… but you still clean the pan with soap and water.

He’s too young.

He’s Bachelor #3. I have no problem with that. The jackets even match.

There’s !justpost@lemmy.world, but there’s another one that gets downvoted all the time where it’s just one person saying violent stuff about their day in a community they moderate. Dude built the perfect rage room, and I can’t remember what it’s called.

Bananas act as egg substitutes. Add to any sweet baked thing, like waffles or pancakes.

Edit: peel them first, and put them on a plate in the freezer before you stick them in a freezer bag. It’s much less intimidating when you don’t have to deal with peeling a shitty slimy frozen banana.

Edit edit: Muffins are superior.