I’ll probably get one at some point, but to test if it was good or not I got a “portable” one (it’s basically a bottle with a special nozzle) and I’ve been using that for years now, with the advantage that it’s, well, portable, and you can take it with you on vacations and the like!
It’s like this:
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Well, you can spend 300-400 or you can buy a “portable bidet bottle” and clean your asshole with warm water. You’ll still need to use some toilet paper (or maybe a towel) to dry, but you’ll be spending $15 more or less and you can carry it with you when you travel.