burgermeister

40 minutes well spent…?

It helps to think of yourself in a third person sense, and think of your third person self as a good friend whose emotions and desires you try to anticipate and satisfy. Then you can extend a little bit of that to other people.

Well, boy howdy!

Nazis aren’t allowed to have Star Trek references in their username, straight to jail with him.

One way to measure success as an adult can be how much spare money you have and how much spare time your job gives you. In the last few years I have finally gotten into a position where I can afford to pursue some extra hobbies, buy the latest video game, and take the occasional vacation. I feel like I finally am at the place where I wanted to be as a child, but it’s even cooler because I can drink and make my own decisions.

Honestly the whole “if there’s no god then how do you know right from wrong” argument is astounding to me, I don’t know how someone can say that with a straight face.

What’s your mother’s maiden name and the make/model of your first car also?

Every fucking folder in the file share has one of these

The Rockefeller Street night core remix

Him and everyone else

I knew it.

I knew it.

I knew it

Why does he have a big mouse cursor in his ear, is that a fashion statement or something

Look at him now, disappearing a cow

Word

Why is it telling me to edge

Grew up with his commercials appearing multiple times every ad break.

Dunno who that is but I’d like to see the Texas hammer against ATTORNEY BRIAN BULLDOG MOORE, HE’S BEEN FIGHTING INSURANCE COMPANIES HIS ENTIRE LIFE AND THEY DON’T FRIGHTEN HIM

THE TEXAS HAMMER???