I literally got the description “make it look cool” in my current project.
We all know the context and can roughly guess what it means, but still…
Every time I click on this link I listen to all the cymbal tracks
make it look cool
Got it. Animated background, GIFs, HTML 4.01 frames, marquee, privacy-friendly ads which are just GIFs linking to other websites. Did I go too far with the last one?
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I used to have one like that, only with more tables (using the default border, of course).
It what’s later became known a “programmer design”.
Why so fancy? Sites like this are famous with millions of views: https://web.archive.org/web/20041229194455/http://www.ikissyou.org/indeks2.html
I like sex
I like money
All wintery themes too as that is the coolest season.
Blink tags and snow effects
Stuff like this is part of why I dropped out of multimedia production in college, I only enjoy that stuff as a hobby for myself, doing it for other people is a creative nightmare lol
Finally, all that time making the coolest myspace profile pays off!