• Flying Squid
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        48 months ago

        If cats could read and open doors, they would collectively go to Finland to push it over with a huge mass of pure cat power.

        • @Dasus@lemmy.world
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          28 months ago

          With some levers, definitely doable. With just paws? Eh.

          Also, cats can definitely open doors. Not all cats, but I know a few.

          • Flying Squid
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            18 months ago

            I’m talking doors to the outside so they can escape to Finland to knock the rock over.

            • @Dasus@lemmy.world
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              18 months ago

              I get that’s what you meant, but technically the way it was worded…

              And the cats I know are cats who frequently roam outdoors and are Finnish. Perhaps they’ve just not seen this post, as outside cats rarely doomscroll.

              • Flying Squid
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                18 months ago

                Indeed they don’t doomscroll much. See my first point, re the fact that cats can’t read.

                • @Dasus@lemmy.world
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                  28 months ago

                  Being literate isn’t a requirement for scrolling though, although I do hesitate on how much “doom” applies to things like this.

                  But that’s clearly an indoors house-cat, so my hypothesis that outside cats doomscroll less is still valid.