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alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 1 year ago

It’s called attaining divinity

sh.itjust.works

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It’s called attaining divinity

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alphacyberranger to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @NateNate60@lemmy.world
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    79•1 year ago

    ASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards

    • @boonhet@lemm.ee
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      44•1 year ago

      Once met a man who said he loved assembly language because it was so much nicer than punch cards and FORTRAN, but C was OK too.

      This was last year. In his defense though, he’s been retired for years, used to work as a professor.

    • Sylveon
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      78•1 year ago

      Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

      • EntirelyUnlovable
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        22•1 year ago

        REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time

      • @Prunebutt@slrpnk.net
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        35•1 year ago

        There’s an emacs-command to do that.

        • @Hupf@feddit.de
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          16•1 year ago

          No, the emacs command is for the butterfly

          • @Prunebutt@slrpnk.net
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            7•1 year ago

            Dang, I meant a neovim-Plugin

            • Ziglin (it/they)
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              2•1 year ago

              Emacs keybind?

      • @And009@lemmynsfw.com
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        2•1 year ago

        Back to the iron ages

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