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@JPDev@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 10 months ago

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  • NegativeNull
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    Wait until people learn about the possibility of putting a web server INSIDE of postgres :)

    https://betterprogramming.pub/what-happens-if-you-put-http-server-inside-postgres-a1b259c2ce56

    • @evatronic@lemm.ee
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      25•10 months ago

      My principle dev asked if we could figure out how to invoke Lambda functions from within postgres trigger functions.

      I was like, “Probably. But it’s like putting a diving board at the top of the Empire State building… doable, but a bad plan all around.”

    • @PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world
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      Sounds like someone heard about containers through a bad game of telephone!

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