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@suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 5 months ago

The government doesn’t use SQL

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The government doesn’t use SQL

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@suy@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 5 months ago
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what’s going on.

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  • @AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    37•5 months ago

    All government data is processed using sed.

    • @t_chalco@lemmy.world
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      16•5 months ago

      Still more efficient than DOGE.

    • borari
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      23•5 months ago

      lol. You mean vba macros.

      • @nomy@lemmy.zip
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        11•5 months ago

        I feel personally attacked right now.

      • @x00z@lemmy.world
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        2•5 months ago

        Microsoft Access,

        unironically.

        • @AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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          Doesn’t MS Access still use SQL?

          • @x00z@lemmy.world
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            1•5 months ago

            No idea. The only reason I ever used it was to convert an “Access DB Application” to a modern application for a client.

            I received the original application and a dump of the all the data for my work, but I have no idea where it came from.

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