Like an actual bidet? Or an ass sprinkler that you attach to your toilet?
Question about those things: Where do you add the soap? Or are you just squirting water at your asshole and spreading the shit particles everywhere? You can’t get clean without soap, which is why I’ll stick to hopping in the shower to wash my ass after a nasty shit (unless of course these things actually do dispense soap; in which case I want one).
Edit: No I don’t take a shower after every shit; just rinse my ass off with body wash and the shower head.
Soap is not required to clean anything. It’s great at removing oils and stains, but just plain water can clean your asshole just fine.
Next you’re going to tell me that you wash your hands without soap too.
Using soap is more effective, but not required to clean.
Bullshit. Washing without soap does nothing but spread germs around.
Quit making up excuses cause you’re lazy, and wash your hands with god damn soap.
I’m blocking you now cause I don’t want to see any more comments/posts from your nasty-ass in the future.
…you really shower after every shit?
No, I just rinse my ass with the showerhead.
