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@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 2 years ago

Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

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Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day?

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@hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • Maiznieks
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    65•2 years ago

    “Fix”

    • @Dkarma@lemmy.world
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      See jira-blah: is my go-to. Sometimes there’s even a jira at that location/number 🤔

    • @obrenden@lemmy.world
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      41•2 years ago

      With 400 lines changed over 50 files

      • @Dkarma@lemmy.world
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        Y tho??? Holy shit. Commits should be like functions. One thing and one thing only. Maybe a small group of files like the same change over multiple config files. 50 is insane to me.

      • @hypnotic_nerd@programming.devOP
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        20•2 years ago

        “updates”

        • @dukk@programming.dev
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          “feat: stuff”

          Guilty of this one myself.

    • @frezik@midwest.social
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      “Bits were fiddled, possibly in the right way”

      • @PixxlMan@lemmy.world
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        My butterfly was having a bad day so I can’t be sure, sorry

    • @Dasnap@lemmy.world
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      ‘Change’ if I’m feeling particularly chaotic.

      • kopper [they/them]
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        git commit -m $(date)

    • @Meowoem@sh.itjust.works
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      ‘fixed odd or even function for values 600 to 950, plus other stuff I forgot to commit earlier’

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