imagine a slider on a video game going way in the other direction, that is. this isn’t like one of those philosophy riddle things
Not my weakness becoming a strength, but going away and now I am a different person, my inverse? But my strengths do not become weaknesses?
Disorganization is my bane, and a complete inability to multitask, so I guess I would either be obsessive/compulsive or would be able to be an executive assistant or politician.
I can digest any food at all without bloating, gas or suddenly urgent toilet trips.
Ask me about our plans for next week or what that person said at work last month! I now remember everything!!
I’m very forgetful, so I guess in this scenario I have an eidetic memory. I become one of those weird guys who wins every game show due to my fantastic recall of everything I’ve ever read, seen or heard.
I’m undepressable and I don’t have ADHD anymore
All those walls and furnitures will miss you ricocheting off them.
WHERE DID YOU PUT THE CAMERAS
Having my head chopped off now makes me stronger and more alive.
Every head chopped would spawn three heads
I am happy and enjoy every moment of life.
Partial disability from a car breaking my neck and back, causing issues with posture :: I have super human strength and endurance I use to fuck up cars for fun
You’re not fighting E. Honda, you’re fighting A Honda.
It’s all in the packet.
What really happened:
https://www.windows93.net/#!kof93
gameplay video: https://youtu.be/LNGWs8ypDDY
Ah takes me back so many years!
The game is “Street Fighter II”, in case you have a senior moment like I did.
Instead of being guilt-ridden and terrified of making mistakes, especially if they might cause harm to others, I get… antisocial personality disorder? Fuck.
I become capable of doing everything I want to, when I want to do it, instead of overthinking and second guessing myself.
I then work my way up to becoming an uploaded intelligence and abolishing capitalism. /s
My love care and empathy for other people has made me the most lovable woman in my country and the most suitable spokesperson for humankind
Reality: I dont like people and my interactions with them , especially when I was young (partys.and stuff) only bolstered that feeling
I feel like I’m reading a description of myself.
maybe i shouldn’t have tried to hard to “fit in” and be a socialite back i the day, maybe i wouldnt have such a big dislike of people as i have today
My greatest weakness is my passivity and inability to make decisions so honestly I have no idea.
You would become an incredible and charismatic leader, always capable of picking the right choice and carrying everyone forward.
That’d be pretty nice
You now have the ability and drive to always make decisions. Are they good ones? Who knows but they are decisions
I go from being a socially awkward and unattractive virgin to suddenly being able to pull multiple women in a night.
Pro Tip: Women dont typically respond well to being “pulled”.
Ok, please do indulge me on this one, because this whole subject is an enigma to me and has been mentally eating at me over the years.
How do men and women meet in a nightclub and then end up having a one-night stand?
Part of the reason I don’t like clubbing is that it triggers feelings of jealousy within me.
I have a friend, let’s just call him Matt. Whenever I’ve been out with Matt, women have always thrown themselves at him whereas my experiences by comparison have led to nothing but rejection.
There is nothing particularly special about Matt. He’s a year younger than me, looks about average for someone in their early thirties, yet has infinitely more rizz. I can’t put my finger on it.
My gremlins that used to crawl over every inch of my home taking things apart, leaving things in senseless places, and constantly asking for food, a listening ear and a hug - are now helping me out around the house, listening when I need another perspective and generally helping keep me out of trouble.
TL;DR - Just parenthood, if all goes to plan…
Narrator: “It didn’t go to plan.”
I become a social butterfly with insane levels of charisma.
Nightclub promotions? Is that still a job or did AI influencers take over it after Covid?
