All of them

How stoned am I at the time, and how big are the cookies?

None - ever. With the exception of Sesame Street and the internet my life is cookie free. Now, as for biscuits that’s a different story…

For months its been 0, but i just recently bought some.

I stop when I run out or feel disgusted in myself.

Depends on the kind but I typically stop at two. After that it makes me feel like I should exercise.

In a given day? 0 Any given week? 0 In a given month? 0

But, on the occasion that there are cookies and I do eat cookies, I will eat no less than half the pack. And if they’re Oreos, after about 20 my tongue gets greasy and I lose the taste for them.

throw some nutella between 2 cookies

I always try to leave an even number in a package and the number that is divisibly the most useful.

How many ae there?

ALL OF THEM! NO COOKIE IS LEFT BEHIND!

My high score is around 4 packets in around 20 minutes.

That’s why I stopped buying cookies…

It depends on how big the packet is. Usually I have a few, then “just one more”, then “just another one”, and then suddenly the packet is empty.

too many

Usually one or two of they are home made, 3-4 if it’s packages cookies like chips ahoy.

Girl scout cookies however…

Homemade peanutbutter cookies with milk, 6 or 7… or sometimes I get savage and just stand at the counter eating them untill someone stops me