For me:
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Monkeys and apes: they look too much like humans and expose many terrible traits of humans.
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Greyhounds: their thin long body shape look weird to me.
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I’m definitely on the hate apes train, Chimpanzees in particular. They’re not cute and are freakishly strong and I think it’s insane some people keep them as pets.
Wombats: their turds are cube shaped and it’s against the laws of nature.
Mice. Often times they’re branded as rodents and for a reason, because they tend to carry disease on them and aren’t around your home just to be cute either.
Often times they’re branded as rodents
But… I mean… they are?
Pet mice are supposed to be clean, but I am still nervous with them. Especially those with red eyes.
The still poop and pee constantly but its clean I guess?
Uh… what?
They’re not rodents because they carry diseases. They’re rodents because they’re from the order “Rodentia”.
Domestic cats. Partly because they poop in my garden, but mostly because they’re secretly planning to take over the whole world and enslave the human race.
Nah squirrels are the real masterminds. You don’t fuck with squirrels
Cats are mostly jerks, and I love them.
They enslaved the human race long, long ago.
If Opossum really sound like they do in RDR2, and they do seem to, I hate them.
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The biggest one I have seen was as big as my entire hand. I thought it was a bird at first.
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There’s that one guy that HATES sunfish.
This was a wild read
Sloths. They have evil smiles and knife fingers.
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Deer, fuck them. Dumb fucks, just ran out of the ditch for no reason and ran into my car. Couldn’t stop in time and hit them. Like just fuck off the roads.
Yes, because deer know what roads are
Can’t I just rant here?
Hey, it’s a free country
I loved spiders, except for brown recluses. Not because they’re venomous, but because of the way they look, like those old tan M&Ms but with a slick sheen.
Canadian geese… the damn cobra chickens are ridiculously protective, strong, loud, and grumpy. In Michigan, you just can’t avoid them. They’re everywhere and in the thousands. I’ve been attacked, my dogs have been attacked, they poop everywhere, and their wings are strong enough to break bones. I do not like the cobra chicken.
IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH CANADIAN GOOSES THEN YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME! I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT ONE MARINATE!
They attacked my dogs, and you’re a random person on the internet. I think you can guess which side this girl is on… her puppies 😅 Can I also bring up how the aggression and all caps response really feels like an angry goose that learned to type.
It’s a reference to Letterkenny. Canada gooses are assholes, but there’s a special place in heaven for animal lovers.
Ah, I have not seen the reference before
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leeches. i watched some movie as a kid and leeches dangling over the heroes after they crossed some water scared me good.
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those beach jelly fishes. nope. i get why they are there and i’d prefer to give them their space.
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anything with those scaly shiny black and yellow hornet danger colors.
Beaches jellyfishes remind me of Lurker zurg units in StarCraft. My understanding is that jellyfishes tentacles will still shoot their barbs long after the main part has died.
I’ve read something similar too. It’s like a motor reaction to them when they are threatened.
The important part is to “melt” the barb, they say, and that’s were the pissing tale starts.
If I were to harbor a guess, that movie you watched was Stand By Me. The leech scene as a kid freaked me out too.
That might be it~ I checked it out on yt and for sure, that scene is very familiar.
The movie definitely knew what they were doing, using the fat leeches and all that.
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Sorry, but how can you body shape shame my beautiful lady?!
The grin!
These teefs cannot be contained.
Humans. They’re just horrible for so many reasons
Humans, because they see themselves as superior to other animals.
This method of thinking is the root of much of humanity’s problems.
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I wasn’t reinterpreting your comment, I was adding my own because I agree on humans as the animal of choice.
Like adding bullet points to a list. No critique intended.
Humans, they expose the many horrible traits of humans far better than any relative specie could.
Humans.
What a bunch of basterds
