Edit: Due to popular demand FatTony Search servers are down for the time being. but has gone open source just in time (Yes that’s how it works 😡) . You may now get responses from other users. Servers will be back up some time later.
Zuck beard real or fake
As real as a wig.
Top search result for “can reptiles grow beards?”
collatz conjecture proof
TRUE
but
up to 2.95×1020
Where to find midget porn
(Their servers are out too)
I tried asking Jesus, but he told me to google that shit.
OMG I was really hoping someone would get the reference and you did!
Should I consider trading Ronald Acuna or is he going to turn it around
Does Jesus know where to find midget porn?
You may be surprised to know, not only does he know where but he makes some too! In fact, he made some with Muñequita Enfadada and it can be found on xnxx!
(I couldn’t resist)
Of course, his father is the one that created it.
So you’re saying it’s in God’s sock drawer?
how to build Teller-Ulam design in shed
This is hilarious. Thank you Lemmy!!
asdf
I like trains… PUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!
Duck is working fine, dumdum
Hey now be nice to fat tony 🗡️
WHY DOES HULU KEEP CRASHING
May I ask why DDG is out? I feel out of the loop right now
The search engine is just down temporarily.
Thanks, I didn’t had the time to notice!
Guys it’s back
Pack of smokes.
It uses the Bing API for results. DDG is just a front end for Bing.
Pictures of Red panda.
corn
edit: seriously my dudes wtf is corn I have a job interview at a farm in five minutes
Nu-metal band.
corn.com 🌽 is for sale and I tried putting in an inquiry a while back but stupid GoDaddy never reached back out to me so I guess we’ll never know 😞
Also my dreams of being colonel@corn.com have been dashed.
I remember back in junior high we had to make a fake company and product and advertise it in print form for some class.
This was the height of iMac and iPod so my group basically made Apple but for corn instead and it was awesome how many corn related product names and references we were able to work in . Even had a cool minimalist ear of corn logo and our iCorn computer even had an ear of corn shaped tower lol
I need to order some
maize
It’s a pale zucchini with a six pack
It’s not called a “six pack” on corn, dude. They’re butter gutters.
I regret knowing the reference here because it makes it a bit more ick, but that’s fucking funny.
ty I’m sure I impressed them with my knowledge of corn vines
Corn is a word for the predominant food crop, even before the creation of maize which is what americans call corn today.
Why is it always 650 bucks on star VS the forces of evil
Sonic anal vore.
Sorry.
I was afraid to click, to be honest.
