only for 40 years
Sometimes when I’m with my 5 and 3 year olds, yeah.
Frequently
I snap my fingers as I approach red traffic lights and my confirmation bias is off the charts.
If you’re driving at night, you gotta flash them brights.
No. But when a door doesn’t open I always think of the Simpsons episode where Bart sold his sole to Milhouse.
I don’t always use my Jedi powers, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.
And automated paper towel dispensers… “You will give me a paper towel, now.” And they reply (in my mind), “To gibba pappa towa, now”.
I like to do a little karate chop
My gestures, if I were to make them, would be more akin to Dr. Strange’s sling ring gestures, Tony Stark’s virtual desktop gestures, or John Anderton’s virtual desktop gestures.
I do it to get traffic lights to change before I have to brake.
No, but I’m going to. Thanks.
I used to, but my timing was so bad it was just embarrassing.
Slow down a bit, like you’re trying but it’s heavier than you thought and you’re kinda struggling with it
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Wait, there are people who don’t? J/k but I like to pretend to kick the air as if I’m kicking a door open/down. I get looks, and I’m okay with that.
That’s what I thought, too. It’s almost like a second nature to wave my hand across those automatic doors.