So any animal is fair game? In which case, dodo. You MFs ate us into oblivion, I’m gonna come back with species worth of pent up rage and an undead thirst for blood.
Edit: in retrospect I now realise a dodo would be super easy to send back to the underworld :-(. I’m gonna be… checks deadliest thing notes, a car.
Hmmm,an undead deity, undead tarrasque, or, the pact to summon me would be the life of the summoner and he summons me as his undead self.
I like all of these options
What is this? Some kind of druid / necromancer dual class?
Nah, I meant what type of undead. I edited the post title, sorry.
Ghostflame Dragon.
Darksign’d undead. Sure I’ll hollow out eventually, but for now lets do some jolly co-operation.
Lich would be fun
I guess a skeleton. Id be reach on account of all the bones
Whatever type Jesus was. Folks seem to like that kind of undead.
Undead Deity is in fact a great answer to the question.
Wasn’t that how Mitch McConnell was born?
He’s more of a turtle golem.
He’s a master of disguise
If I’m an undead undead, do I get to live?
Depends on how your summoned I guess.
Probably like a skunk or something idk.
Jesus, for sure. Not that he came back.
But that is what the Good News™ is all about for the evangelicals! He is already HERE! Parts of him are probably fossilized or petrified by now. And the rest of him is just dust. And dust never goes away. Why, I might even have a particle of Jesus dust in my yogurt right now! Halleluhah.
SPOOKY SKELLY BOI
That appears to send shivers down my spine.
SPOOKED YA!
That has made me shake and shudder in surprise.
A vampire. Since it’s a necromancer raising me, instead of another vampire, I won’t be enthralled and will have free will.
Then there’s all the wonderful abilities and the fact that I’ll still look good for an undead (it’s a pretty movie vampire, not one of those creepy ones)Glitter skin and all
You sonuvabeech
First - pretty movie vampires were pretty humans before they got vampired. Second - why in the fuck would a necromancer raise a vampire with free will? Face it ‘pretty’ boy, you’ll be stuck in a cave trying to kill adventurers who never visit. You’ll be talking to rats after the first month of solitude. You’ll lose your undeath virginity to a lost mountain goat. The first time a girl will be around your cave, she’ll notice how it smells like a homeless man who hasn’t changed his underwear in years and avoid the cave entirely. You’ll feel like spiking yourself in the heart because you had gotten used to the smell, but you won’t even be able to do that - you’re a necromancer’s minion. You have no choice in how you live or die. You’re just a smelly guardian of an uninteresting cave.
I’ll take undead drake. I’m doing some epic shit before I die, not just guarding some cave.
Those are a lot of assumptions you’re making:
- No one said the necromancer wanted a minion
- No one mentioned anything about a smelly cave
- I never said I’m a boy
- Maybe I would love the solitude
Anyway, no one said that the necromancer needed a guardian for some smelly cave. I like to think the necromancer got lonely and just wanted a friend to chat with. Even if what you say is true, cave guarding is for low-level chumps like skeletons or ghosts. Vampires are middle-management at least :)
Also, how on earth can you tell me I have to look exactly like I did when I was alive - which is still pretty :P - while you apparently can transform from human corpse to a drake?
Following your rules, the necromancer would be trying to assemble a drake using human bones, creating some weird facsimile of a dragon. The “drake” would spend its time jumping out from behind rocks shouting “blergh”, while falling apart at the slightest touch. Wishing some adventurer would put it out of its tortured existence instead of just pointing and laughing.while you apparently can transform from human corpse to a drake
Did you just assume my species?
Fair enough :)
Oh hell no. A fumbled 1, shambling back into sweet death-death within moments, possibly dragging him with me.
