For me, it’s corn on the cob.
My stepdad would eat bananas with his mouth wide open as he chewed. And he’d chew each bite for a solid minute before swallowing. Even though it’s a banana and you can literally just mash it agains the roof of your mouth with your tongue. He would do this as he was driving, so I think he’d just get distracted and forget that he was still chewing food. But it made every ride to school in the morning an absolute living hell.
So I’m gonna go with bananas.
Were you a terrible kid? Sounds super passive aggressive (and kind of hilarious)
Nah he’s just always had no self awareness when it comes to the noises he makes. Lots of loud chewing while you’re trying to eat, grunting and snorting in the middle of a conversation, full-volume “whispering” in movie theaters, etc. He’s not even hard of hearing or anything (dude hears like a bat, honestly), he’s just a very loud guy lmao
Ice cubes. From a cup. That they are shaking periodically between sips/bites.
From a metal tumbler so every time they get some it’s “slide, crunch, CLANK”.
Doesn’t matter what they are eating. Their mouth is open and they are mouth breathing as they chew.
Make it garlic then, just to be sure
Slurping on some hot soup. I don’t know why, but that sound gets under my skin.
Cold soup isn’t nearly as annoying.
My stepdad - generally an okay Rick Moranis type and a wizard at the penny stocks - had a quirk. We found out he specifically hated people sucking the sauce off their fingers after eating chicken wings; that kind of thing.
Oh God, we were relentless.
Jokes on them, listening isn’t my torture. It’s seeing people eat with their mouth open and especially bits falling out while chewing. Yuck
Thank you for picking a gif that implies the thing I dislike but doesn’t actually depict it. You rock 🙃
My captor must have had experience working help desk. I’ve endured people eating chips and sandwiches, chewing gum, and sniffling with stopped up sinuses right in my ear, while trying to focus on fixing their computer.
me
dim sum and they have a clicky jaw
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My limbs.
Glass.
Itt: people with Misophonia.
Deez nuts
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I dont care what they are eating, but they are eating it in one of these
The sound of these things opening gives me nightmares