Wish I had friends to spend it with instead of a person who is abusive and swears at me every day.
Oh man that’s so sad. Based on your posts & comments you seem like a lovely person. :( I’ll be your friend!
Aww thank you. I appreciate your friendship.
Purpose
Snow
real and true.
For all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.
But if I had two wishes this Christmas …
Day off
Anything. I haven’t gotten a Christmas gift in years. My family isn’t big on holidays, but I like the idea that someone was thinking of me. I think a card would be nice.
The other night I watched the episode of Mr. Bean, where he’s writing Christmas cards. He goes out, shoves them in under the door, comes back in, acts surprised to find them, reads them and hangs them on a string on the wall - all identical.
That’s so cute! I should re-watch him.
And here some people are just chuckin those into the trash without opening the card. Do you really need a card for: happy thanksgiving! Have you ever seen a typewriter?
For the thought, that’s all. Not so much about the card itself, but someone taking time to write to you, even if it is just a holiday greeting. But I also don’t get a bunch so they’re easy for me to hold on to. I still have my birthday card from my 20’s 😅. But do it need it? No. Just makes me smile when it happens.
Perhaps I am broken?
The Return of the British Empire
I hear a monkeys paw rattling somewhere right now…
Shhh you might summon every K9 on the platform!
A reason not to do it
Think of the shareholders!
Did you know that Taco Bell is releasing a chicken taco? Don’t do it friend, you will miss out big.
Past tense bro. There are new chicken nuggets out though as of about 2 days ago.
Also chicken nuggets… Because we always go there and wonder, “why are there no nuggets at this taco place?”
What if we held hands while eating the new Taco Bell® Chicken Nuggito™?
I’m just gonna be honest, you seem like a great person and all, but eating a burrito with one hand is just not practical.
It’s too damn messy
All love is.
Peace and quiet.
Happiness.
My mum to meet my daughter.
One of the rentals I’m trying to get into to contact me back so I can leave my house and finally get this divorce on the road.
A (significant) raise in salary (after tax) to invest and hopefully increase my portfolio.
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Obligatory impractical / intangible: Four decades of excellent, indefatigable mental health.
Outlandish: The double glazing is overdue for replacing. (Follow-up: Someone to clean up the inevitable mess that would make.)
Practical: Cotton boxers. I asked for slippers instead. (If this startles you from some kind of reverie, and the double glazing thing wasn’t a hint, I am British and middle aged. Slippers are a necessity.)
