• Demigodrick
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      HAI 1.2
      CAN HAS STDIO?
      IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTH SAEM VAR AN 10
          VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1
      IM OUTTA YR LOOP
      KTHXBYE
      

      A perfectly reasonable language. None of this Gen Z rubbish.

      Something something better times. Shakes stick at sky.

        • agentshags
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          My 21 year old is pretty into rust and html. Does that count?

          I’m pretty ignorant on most of it. In my youth, I just dabbled trying to lean basic on a c64 and AMOS on the Amiga though, so maybe not lol

          e: I think I missed the joke, probably because I’m old lol

    • cobysev
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      222 months ago

      For some reason, this just sparked an ancient memory of the Geek Code, which was a sort of signature block you could append to your emails and online bios to show off how much of a geek you were in the geekiest fashion possible.

      Goddamn I’m old.

      • Rob Bos
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        32 months ago

        Remember it spawning a bunch of copycats? For a while every community had their own code block. I wrote one for a usenet group i was in at the time.

        alt.sysadmin and alt.sysadmin.recovery both had em iirc…

  • Dyskolos
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    I really really dig the fuckaround/findout. It paints the try/catch with a more dreadful undertone and reeks of mystery.

    • noughtnaut
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      As well as the yeet keyword, I’m really friggin’ diggin’ this. [modernisation required]

    • @merc@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah, I love that one.

      “Try” is too hopeful. “fuck_around” makes it clear that you know what you’re doing is dangerous but you’re going to do it anyhow. I know that in some languages wrapping a lot of code in exception blocks is the norm, but I don’t like that. I think it should be something you only use rarely, and when you do it’s because you know you’re doing something that’s not safe in some way.

      “Catch” has never satisfied me. I mean, I know what it does, but it doesn’t seem to relate to “try”. Really, if “try” doesn’t succeed, the corresponding block should be “fail”. But, then you’d have the confusion of a block named “fail”, which isn’t ideal. But “find_out” pairs perfectly with “fuck_around” and makes it clear that if you got there it’s because something went wrong.

      I also like “yeet”. Partly it’s fun for comedic value. But, it’s also good because “throw” feels like a casual game of catch in the park. “Yeet” feels more like it’s out of control, if you hit a “throw” your code isn’t carefully handing off its state, it’s hitting the eject button and hoping for the best. You hope there’s an exception handler higher up the stack that will do the right thing, but it also might just bubble all the way up to the top and spit out a nasty exception for the user.

    • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
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      332 months ago

      The whole thing was pretty damn good all the way through. The only thing that had me wondering was

      Tea
      

      Until it got to

      SpillTea
      

      Well played.

      • Lka1988
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        72 months ago

        NGL, that helped me actually understand the original function. It’s been over a decade since I’ve touched anything related to C.

      • Dyskolos
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        Indeed. I was unfair of me to pick only one favourite, as there are more candidates :)

    • @rtxn@lemmy.world
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      It’s a method definition. C#'s standard formatting puts the left bracket brace of the method body on a new line. It’s equivalent to:

      private bool IsSus(){
          ...
      }
      
  • @JakenVeina@lemm.ee
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    62 months ago

    I’ve seen forms of this joke quite a lot in the last few years, and it never fails to make me laugh.

  • kamen
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    As if default keywords are the biggest deal-breaker.