Managers when a tester does this in a planning meeting, asking for more time to write better teats: 😠
Managers when a staff level engineer does this in a post-fuckup root cause analysis meeting telling everyone what went wrong: 🤤
Managers when the tester points out it wouldn’t have happened if tests for it had gotten written:
Probably? Nah mate, your box of stuff, has already been chucked out of the window… You are next
This may be why I hated math.
This all assumes all years are measured by the same orbit with no mixing and matching planets or space habitats.
The standard earth year had not been adopted system wide
Ugh, this is what you get when there’s no AC.
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Love this, 100% accurate. QA people are amazing, protect us from ourselves in so many ways we didn’t even think of.
It’s also the system administrator and SRE mindset.
But they still don’t think of all common user possibilities. I like this joke:
A software tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.
And orders:
a beer.
2 beers.
0 beers.
99999999 beers.
a lizard in a beer glass.
-1 beer.
“qwertyuiop” beers.
Testing complete.
A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.
The bar goes up in flames.
Bathroom testing was not in scope.
This one’s on management.
You know, I feel like management deciding what is and isn’t in scope on their own is itself asking for trouble.
I wish our test team was like that. Ours would respond with something like “How would I test this?”
Tester here, I only have to do this if the ticket is unclear / its not clear where impact can be felt by the change. I once had a project with 4 great analysts and basically never had to ask this question there.
I have worked with some excellent testers but I have also worked with a team that literally required us to write down the tests for them.
To be fair, that wasn’t their fault because they weren’t testers. They were finance people that had been seconded to testing because we didn’t have a real test team.
The current team is somewhere in between.
Look I don’t think its bad to have people like that testing, but you’d need a test team to write the test for them or have those people specifically interested in testing the software.
I’ve had a project where we as testers got out most bugs during test phase, after that it went to staging and there were a few business people who always jumped on testing it there and found bugs we couldn’t think of cause they just knew the business flows so well and we had to go off what our product owners said.
Leaving all testing to a non-testing team isn’t gonna work
We added an API endpoint so users with permission sets that allow them to access this can see the response.
Ok… What is the end point, what’s the permission, is it bundled into a set by default or do I need to make one, what’s the expected response, do we give an error if the permission is false or just a 500?
They always make it so vague
And if one dev responds with “Just look at the swagger” to those questions I’m gonna cry
ID: String (required)
BUT WHAT FORMAT?!?
I feel this in my core bro
Programmer should have written all the test cases, and I just run the batches, and print out where their cases failed.
Ewww, no. The programmer should have run their unit tests, maybe even told you about them. You should be testing for edge cases not covered by the unit tests at a minimum and replicating the unit tests if they don’t appear to be very thorough.
I think that the main difference is that developers tend to test for success (i.e. does it work as defined) and that testers should also test that it doesn’t fail when a user gets hold of it.
This.
My units and integration tests are for the things I thought of, and more importantly, don’t want to accidentally break in the future. I will be monumentally stupid a year from now and try to destroy something because I forgot it existed.
Testers get in there and play, be creative, be evil, and they discuss what they find. Is this a problem? Do we want to get out in front of it before the customer finds it? They aren’t the red team, they aren’t the enemy. We sharpen each other. And we need each other.
Hey! My company just fired ours today!
After all, most delays can directly be traced to the QA department. Wise business decision!
Most of the best QA folks I’ve worked with had teenage children.
I imagine dealing with developers is similar.
I love working with competent QA engineers. It’s always a humbling experience.
I learned more about how computers work from them than I did in all my schooling.
Yes, I second this. QA has caught so many things that did not cross my mind, effectively saving everyone from many painful releases
I’ve worked with some insanely talented devs who were amazed at some of the shit I was able to pull and we could have a laugh about it
If you were 4 and now you are 44 then you might be an integer variable. If sister is also a variable, we don’t know when she was allocated. She might also be an integer constant in which case she’s arguably immortal.
The programmer’s answer?
We don’t support that use case.
Still logs the issue
Dev sets status to won’t do
Wait 2 months
P1 production issue: Exactly what I logged 2 months ago just written out worse
I was once on a team that would filter out staging-only bugs in bug triage meetings. The team would only ever fix a bug if it was found in production. It was exactly as foot-gun as it sounds.
Noooo 😭
Okay I think the term ‘foot-gun’ is supposed to evoke the image of someone loading a gun and pointing it at their own foot. I can’t help trying to picture a gun thats operated by a foot. Like a mech suit with a robot leg that also fires massive tank shattering shells when you do a roundhouse kick as a human operator. Or a veteran prosthetic leg that’s also a rifle when you kick it the right way.
The brain rot seeps just a little bit more every time I see the term ‘foot-gun’ please help.
Yeah, that’s about the level of ordinance I’m talking about, just aim that gun-foot at the other gun-foot and you’ve got the right picture 😆
“Works for me and my sister.”
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Then we’ll ship you and your sister.
And that’s how docker was born!
Either that or incest porn.
Based on the only comparison we have, the OP is twice the age of their sister. so the sister is now 44/2, or 22. Easy problem.
Based on the only information we have, OPs sister is two. So the sister is 2. Trivial.
ML in action.
Also, we first have to define more precisely what ‘being 2’ means. E.g., if we just count birthdays and one of them is born on Feb 29th in a leap year, that person ‘ages’ with 1/4 of the speed.
That’s a good tester.
In my experience coders usually make absolutely terrible testers, testing only for the most inane case, or just positive cases (ie, it does the nominal case without bursting into fire).Pentester:
42, -7, Yellow, false, null, {{7*‘7’}}
import birthday; let myAge1 = 4; let sisterAge1 = 2; let myAge2 = 44; let sisterAge2 = birthday.deriveAge(myAge1, sisterAge1, myAge2); print(sisterAge2);Any bugs should be reported upstream. Please open a tracking issue to sync changes with eventual upstream fixes.
The API has the wrong abstraction and the type definitions fail to capture necessary information (such as in which year you were of the given age) and thus conversions can not be guaranteed to be correct
So by this definition testers are annoying due to being super pedantic and precise.
Disagree, I think programmers are annoying in exactly the same way.
I mean, no, the tester didn’t say anything wrong here, and all of those (and more) are conditions one must take into account if one were to write a piece of software without errors
It’s never about whether the tester was wrong, its whether we really needed to spend 30 minutes in a 45 minute meeting about project timelines discussing it.
No, the meeting could have been an email
I think it’s more about how testers always run into all the edge cases programmers don’t think about
Can confirm, not even an official tester (just an open beta tester) and have acrued a reputation for having a legendary bug aura that can cause catastrophic and previously unseen edge cases to occur just by opening the software (game)
Ah this is a perfect example, thank you for providing a sample “programmer response”. Lol
I’m a Dev with no QA so i just have to be neurotically pedantic so nobody goes to jail
Good
well she is half my age and that is a well known time invariant so she is 22
Fails to consider the case in which the 2-year-old sister is now male.
Also that you have died or that she is now of no gender
It definitely does.
If your parents had another daughter in the meantime (or if your older brother became female), “my sister” would still be a valid reference, to a completely different person.
